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Previously on "I've been on here a week and I'm too scared to be a part of the gang"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    If you fancy somthing visual, thats not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
    I was going to say that.

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  • chef
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    just curious, how old are you wingnut?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    A bit of background as a part of your integration into the CUK community of loons. The legendary ‘Cyberman’, sometimes referred to as ‘Cybertwunt’, ‘Cyberdickhead’, ‘Cybertwat’, 'Cybertory' etc, was a racist pillock who used to post here until he was banned. He made the legendary chutney spoon post.

    http://www.chutneyspoon.co.uk/

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...tml#post898629
    Speaking of which, where is Chutney Spoon these days? Has his owner forgotten the password?

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  • wingnut
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    wo how did we end up here? Must have been the time vortex.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Wingnut, have you ever been in a Turkish prison.

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  • wingnut
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Do we have a potted history of CUK post?

    Or should dedicated wannabees be expected to read the last 3 years posts?

    (I might be in the wrong thread here...)
    It would like peering into the time vortex I suspect.

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  • wingnut
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    I need a lie down now

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  • cojak
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    Do we have a potted history of CUK post?

    Or should dedicated wannabees be expected to read the last 3 years posts?

    (I might be in the wrong thread here...)

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    He wouldn't have been confused under the Tories.
    WHS

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by wingnut View Post
    Wtf????????????
    A bit of background as a part of your integration into the CUK community of loons. The legendary ‘Cyberman’, sometimes referred to as ‘Cybertwunt’, ‘Cyberdickhead’, ‘Cybertwat’, 'Cybertory' etc, was a racist pillock who used to post here until he was banned. He made the legendary chutney spoon post.

    http://www.chutneyspoon.co.uk/

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...tml#post898629

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    Can I put you down for some spam smothered in Daddies Sauce and a Steve Reeves movie???
    If you fancy somthing visual, thats not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by wingnut View Post
    Wtf????????????
    He wouldn't have been confused under the Tories.

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  • wingnut
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Have you ever seen someone lick the chutney spoon in an Indian restaurant and then put it back?
    Wtf????????????

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by wingnut View Post


    You're all total nutters
    Can I put you down for some spam smothered in Daddies Sauce and a Steve Reeves movie???

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  • wingnut
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    Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
    You're confusing nutters with social misfits...
    see, another one.

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