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oracleslave replied

14 December 2009, 18:53
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

You missed such a good chance to make a joke about his momma

I know, but yo momma jokes are so 80's.

EO's mom is like a railway line, laid all over the country
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shaunbhoy replied

14 December 2009, 18:53
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What if they are the same person?

Can be socially embarrassing, but on the upside you are probably great on the banjo!
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EternalOptimist replied

14 December 2009, 18:50
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

My wife is very different to my mother. But she's getting there slowly.

zimmer frame ?
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d000hg replied

14 December 2009, 18:48
My wife is very different to my mother. But she's getting there slowly.
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d000hg replied

14 December 2009, 18:48
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

the missus does a better blow job, but me mum makes a better sunday roast.

Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Whs. His missus does a fantastic blow job.

You missed such a good chance to make a joke about his momma
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DimPrawn replied

14 December 2009, 17:19
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Yeah - RIGHT!!

I know. Even I felt silly posting that.
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Jeebo72 replied

14 December 2009, 17:18
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Yeah - RIGHT!!

Mines quite imporatant, I'm just not doing it ...
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Pogle replied

14 December 2009, 17:17
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Some of us have important jobs to do.

Yeah - RIGHT!!
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EternalOptimist replied

14 December 2009, 17:12
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Gordon Brown for example.
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DimPrawn replied

14 December 2009, 17:11
Gordon Brown for example.
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EternalOptimist replied

14 December 2009, 17:11
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Some of us have important jobs to do.
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DimPrawn replied

14 December 2009, 17:11
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

doggy styles covered that

do keep up at the back

Some of us have important jobs to do.
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EternalOptimist replied

14 December 2009, 17:10
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What if they are the same person?

doggy styles covered that

do keep up at the back
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DimPrawn replied

14 December 2009, 17:07
What if they are the same person?
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EternalOptimist replied

14 December 2009, 17:07
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Whs. His missus does a fantastic blow job.

Is it you who's been eating all the pringles ?

you bstrd

kn0bbing a blokes missus is one thing, but the pringles
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