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how similar is your wife to your mother?

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    #11
    Are we talking genetics here?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      You really ARE a thumping great moron aren't you
      Originally posted by bandit_legs View Post
      actually you prb dont even have a girlfriend so there no point you even being on this thred is there?

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        #13
        Originally posted by bandit_legs View Post
        does your wife cook for you, clean for you, pick up your dirty pants for you, and generally look after you?

        or is she one of these new age, equalities type wives/women?

        discuss.
        Only speaking for wife 1 and 2, yes they do, but when they stop, it's a good indication that you are about to look for wife X+1 ...

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          #14
          how similar is your wife to your mother?
          I'm from Norwich, so you can probably answer that for me.

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            #15
            the missus does a better blow job, but me mum makes a better sunday roast.

            So I suppose they are well different




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              #16
              The similiarity is uncanny.

              hth,
              Oedipus.

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                the missus does a better blow job, but me mum makes a better sunday roast.

                So I suppose they are well different




                Whs. His missus does a fantastic blow job.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  Whs. His missus does a fantastic blow job.
                  Is it you who's been eating all the pringles ?

                  you bstrd

                  kn0bbing a blokes missus is one thing, but the pringles


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                    #19
                    What if they are the same person?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      What if they are the same person?
                      doggy styles covered that

                      do keep up at the back



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