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Previously on "how similar is your wife to your mother?"

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You missed such a good chance to make a joke about his momma
    I know, but yo momma jokes are so 80's.

    EO's mom is like a railway line, laid all over the country

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What if they are the same person?
    Can be socially embarrassing, but on the upside you are probably great on the banjo!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    My wife is very different to my mother. But she's getting there slowly.
    zimmer frame ?

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  • d000hg
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    My wife is very different to my mother. But she's getting there slowly.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    the missus does a better blow job, but me mum makes a better sunday roast.
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Whs. His missus does a fantastic blow job.
    You missed such a good chance to make a joke about his momma

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Yeah - RIGHT!!
    I know. Even I felt silly posting that.

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  • Jeebo72
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Yeah - RIGHT!!
    Mines quite imporatant, I'm just not doing it ...

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Some of us have important jobs to do.
    Yeah - RIGHT!!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Gordon Brown for example.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Gordon Brown for example.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Some of us have important jobs to do.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    doggy styles covered that

    do keep up at the back



    Some of us have important jobs to do.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What if they are the same person?
    doggy styles covered that

    do keep up at the back



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  • DimPrawn
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    What if they are the same person?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Whs. His missus does a fantastic blow job.
    Is it you who's been eating all the pringles ?

    you bstrd

    kn0bbing a blokes missus is one thing, but the pringles


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