Government dietary advice

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Zippy replied

25 October 2009, 20:27
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

a friend of mine once thought that red tiger balm would spice up his love life (no pun intended)....

say no more

We've all made that mistake
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xoggoth replied

25 October 2009, 19:23
These days I mostly use lawn feed on mine to keep the moss in check.
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norrahe replied

25 October 2009, 19:05
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

The Indian Moghuls used to rub cocaine on the family jewels. Apparently it has a certain anaesthetic effect (although I can't comment from personal experience it must be worth a go?)
Ethically - would this be bad?

a friend of mine once thought that red tiger balm would spice up his love life (no pun intended)....

say no more
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Zippy replied

25 October 2009, 18:03
The Indian Moghuls used to rub cocaine on the family jewels. Apparently it has a certain anaesthetic effect (although I can't comment from personal experience it must be worth a go?)
Ethically - would this be bad?
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BrowneIssue replied

25 October 2009, 16:54
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

That's terrible advice Everyone knows chocolate is bad for you

It is?

(I have enough ethical trouble with cacao being a cash crop that displaces food production in some of the poorest parts of the world and leaves the farmers exposed to global price fluctuations resulting in exploitation and starvation, without being told it's bad for me too.)
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Zippy replied

25 October 2009, 14:49
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Warm the knife before spreading as cold steel can have a shrinking effect.

That's terrible advice Everyone knows chocolate is bad for you
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OwlHoot started a topic Government dietary advice

25 October 2009, 14:19
Government dietary advice

Warm the knife before spreading as cold steel can have a shrinking effect.
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