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zara_backdog replied

2 July 2009, 21:23
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Drewster replied

2 July 2009, 15:18
OI!bandit
Get (one of) your scrawny arse over here!
I am a bit miffed over something trivial at ClientCo

and you deserve a good kicking!!!

Mmmmmm Thats better.

Thanx Bandit See Ya later
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Menelaus replied

2 July 2009, 10:52
Hold on, is this going to be like the film Snatch, with sasguru in the Brad Pitt role? If I were any good at photoshop (I'm not) I'd copy a picture of Jim Goodknights head on to the body of Brad Pitt.
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RichardCranium replied

2 July 2009, 10:48
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I have decided to set up this CUK bare-knuckle fight cage where I take on all comers.

I never took you for a pikey.
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BlackenedBiker replied

2 July 2009, 09:02
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Is anyone going to do fighting then? I thought it might be like in an old text-based RPG...

>SasGuru throws LEFT_HOOK at BlackenedBiker
etc

BB walks into a room there is an old geezer (no older than that) with 3 heads. BB strikes the middle bonce forcefully with a feather duster

Take that
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Menelaus replied

2 July 2009, 09:00
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Never make the mistake of confusing "controlled aggression" with anger.

I thought this was a fight cage you whimp!

There's no MoQ rules in here!

I've got your coat mate.
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Churchill replied

2 July 2009, 08:58
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I'd never get tired of punching your f**king teeth in! My knuckles may bleed but I just wouldn't feel the pain!

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Oh dear! Missed your anger management class again? You really need to get it under control you know, it'll eat you from within.

Never make the mistake of confusing "controlled aggression" with anger.

I thought this was a fight cage you whimp!

There's no MoQ rules in here!
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d000hg replied

2 July 2009, 08:56
Is anyone going to do fighting then? I thought it might be like in an old text-based RPG...

>SasGuru throws LEFT_HOOK at BlackenedBiker
etc
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d000hg replied

2 July 2009, 08:55
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Cool - tag teams!! who would be yours? Prawny? Or maybe SA?

Obviously all 3 SasGurus will form a tag team together.
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Menelaus replied

2 July 2009, 08:51
Worry thee not fighty types, I've got my medical gear on standby (and my snipers on the roof overlooking the cage, naturally)
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sasguru replied

2 July 2009, 08:51
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

...and into Light Relief we go.

Yes I decided to move it here.
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Pondlife replied

2 July 2009, 08:50
...and into Light Relief we go.
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Sockpuppet replied

2 July 2009, 08:49
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I don't fight girls

That's me out then
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cailin maith replied

2 July 2009, 08:48
A Greek Irish dancer!!

Why have I never seen this before - hilarious!!
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sasguru replied

2 July 2009, 08:48
Originally posted by Evil Hangover View Post

It's not right to prey on the weak, especially in this weather:

http://www.helptheaged.org.uk/en-gb

Eh? There are too many weirdos about. The fight cage is closed. See you later.
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