Reply to: Oo, that reminds me...

[DaveB]

Beth Ditto then?

No, but mostly cos she's a sour faced slapper rather than because of her size.

[The Lone Gunman]

Who cares what they ate, I still prefer them cuddly

Who would you shag, Keira in those photos or any of the women in the Dove TV adds? I know which I would go for!

And no Incognito, you are not allows to say "Both"

Beth Ditto then?

[wobbegong]

Who cares what they ate, I still prefer them cuddly

Who would you shag, Keira in those photos or any of the women in the Dove TV adds? I know which I would go for!

And no Incognito, you are not allows to say "Both"

Linky?

[DaveB]

Inside every fat bird there's a skinny chick she ate.

Who cares what they ate, I still prefer them cuddly

Who would you shag, Keira in those photos or any of the women in the Dove TV adds? I know which I would go for!

And no Incognito, you are not allows to say "Both"

[Spacecadet]

Keira could learn a lot from Gemma Atkinson

[HairyArsedBloke]

I still would though.

That's coz you like young boys.

[Spacecadet]

Inside Keira Knightley is an iron rod keeping her upright

[Diver]

Inside every fat bird; there's a thin bird dying for a chocolate

[Incognito]

Nope, would be like shagging a pipecleaner.

Built for comfort, not for speed is how I like it

Inside every fat bird there's a skinny chick she ate.

[Diver]

With a bit of meat on and room to add a little more

I don't like splitters

[DaveB]

Nope, would be like shagging a pipecleaner.

Built for comfort, not for speed is how I like it

[Spacecadet]

And some men too.

have you been looking at my facebook photos?

[BrilloPad]

You leave Keira alone!

JUdging from her current look - I think you are in! no-one else will fancy her.

[Diver]

You leave Keira alone!

She has now dropped from sexy to gross

[DiscoStu]

Must get a new ironing board cover.

You leave Keira alone!