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    #11
    Nope, would be like shagging a pipecleaner.

    Built for comfort, not for speed is how I like it
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      With a bit of meat on and room to add a little more

      I don't like splitters
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #13
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Nope, would be like shagging a pipecleaner.

        Built for comfort, not for speed is how I like it
        Inside every fat bird there's a skinny chick she ate.
        "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

        On them! On them! They fail!

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          #14
          Inside every fat bird; there's a thin bird dying for a chocolate
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #15
            Inside Keira Knightley is an iron rod keeping her upright
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              Originally posted by Incognito View Post
              I still would though.
              That's coz you like young boys.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #17
                Keira could learn a lot from Gemma Atkinson
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Incognito View Post
                  Inside every fat bird there's a skinny chick she ate.
                  Who cares what they ate, I still prefer them cuddly

                  Who would you shag, Keira in those photos or any of the women in the Dove TV adds? I know which I would go for!

                  And no Incognito, you are not allows to say "Both"
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Who cares what they ate, I still prefer them cuddly

                    Who would you shag, Keira in those photos or any of the women in the Dove TV adds? I know which I would go for!

                    And no Incognito, you are not allows to say "Both"
                    Linky?
                    The vegetarian option.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      Who cares what they ate, I still prefer them cuddly

                      Who would you shag, Keira in those photos or any of the women in the Dove TV adds? I know which I would go for!

                      And no Incognito, you are not allows to say "Both"
                      Beth Ditto then?
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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