This is good

[DaveB]

This is the really scary stuff. Read on down with growing dread....

[DimPrawn]

It's right up there with the Twat'O'Tron

STUDIES SHOW THAT PATHETIC LIBERAL TREE HUGGERS ARE MEDDLING IN OUR LIVES MARK MY WORDS BRING BCAK ENOC POWELL

[DaveB]

It's right up there with the Twat'O'Tron

Hear me out. did you know that the human rights brigade are stealing my cartax because they are foreign and its what they do. It's time we chop their hand's off see how they like it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!

[xoggoth]

Oh, do not look at CUK enough these days. Still, if Snaw posted it it would have been in a totally unacceptable slightly lefty sort of way, it deserved a proper right wing bastard sort of posting.

[Diver]

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS ******* RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS



RAOFLMAO

[DimPrawn]

NORTH GHASTLY

THE north of England is just so horrid and ghastly, according to a new report by some people who work in central London.

The Policy Exchange said the north is all covered in soot and fleas and there is nowhere you can buy fresh guinea fowl and organic basil.

The people of the north, meanwhile, are all hunched and mumbling with low, flat, elongated skulls, a prominent brow and no chin. They also have broad shoulders and massive forearms from lifting heavy vats of pigs blood and bending things made from iron.

The report recommends they all jolly well go to university, lose that dreadful accent and get themselves a proper job with a PR company in Covent Garden, or perhaps a think tank based near the House of Commons. They should also have a bath.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I like the one about the government ordering people to move house.

Chancellor Alistair Darling said: "It is now more than 20 years since moving house replaced coal mining as this country's chief economic activity.

[Diver]

[DimPrawn]

Hi Xog,

I think Snaw posted a link to it in General the other day. Is very good.



If CUK made a newspaper, that would be it.

Dim.

[xoggoth]

For those who have not discovered it yet.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/