Reply to: The Official CUK Morris Dancing Thread

[BrilloPad]

So why are we in LR?

I was going to post some important info about the distinction between Cotswold Morris and Border Morris (as E. C. Cawte called it in 1963) which was undoubtedly of interest to, or concerning, contractors, and therefore belongs in General (unlike gossip about a TV programme of absolutely no relevance to contractors whatsoever, and watched by approximately three sad people on this board).

I call foul

Well I did know the difference - but my memory is not what it was. old age you know. kindly refresh me.

[BrilloPad]

OMG

What a sad arse.

You are probably the ONLY person on here who gives a toss about post count. What an absolute loser you are. I can see why your personal life is such a balls-up and you need to dress up like a clown as a result.

The BB thread is there because it goes on each year and guess what... some people may want to comment on it. That appears to have been endorsed by the board mod too.

So why are you being such an ass?

Put more effort elsewhere in your life is my advice.

All this just because the BB thread is sinking without trace? Or are you a neighbour of Harriet Harman? Or do you have some personal issues?

Poor Xen...

Don't worry - no matter how much everyone hates you - you will still get a warm welcome in tpd.

[BrilloPad]

So why are we in LR?

I was going to post some important info about the distinction between Cotswold Morris and Border Morris (as E. C. Cawte called it in 1963) which was undoubtedly of interest to, or concerning, contractors, and therefore belongs in General (unlike gossip about a TV programme of absolutely no relevance to contractors whatsoever, and watched by approximately three sad people on this board).

I call foul

Was it that Pig's Bladder I threw at Ferret?

[NickFitz]

So why are we in LR?

I was going to post some important info about the distinction between Cotswold Morris and Border Morris (as E. C. Cawte called it in 1963) which was undoubtedly of interest to, or concerning, contractors, and therefore belongs in General (unlike gossip about a TV programme of absolutely no relevance to contractors whatsoever, and watched by approximately three sad people on this board).

I call foul

[The Lone Gunman]

OMG

What a sad arse.

You are probably the ONLY person on here who gives a toss about post count. What an absolute loser you are. I can see why your personal life is such a balls-up and you need to dress up like a clown as a result.

The BB thread is there because it goes on each year and guess what... some people may want to comment on it. That appears to have been endorsed by the board mod too.

So why are you being such an ass?

Put more effort elsewhere in your life is my advice.

Tut Tut Tut. Have you seen your arse today or something? Not your usual cool self today dood? Chill man. Wheres the love?

[Gonzo]

Hehe - sorry Gonzo.

You know what I mean of course.

Can't understand why some people go out of their way to be an ass because of a thread about a topic that relates to a TV programme that they don't enjoy...

Ah well, at least I won't resort to dressing up as Superman and going to hang out on a roof...

No worries.

Of course though, we should be fluffing the Big Brother thread not this one.

[Xenophon]

Do you prefer he BB thread? The idea of this thread is to get more posts than the BB one...

OMG

What a sad arse.

You are probably the ONLY person on here who gives a toss about post count. What an absolute loser you are. I can see why your personal life is such a balls-up and you need to dress up like a clown as a result.

The BB thread is there because it goes on each year and guess what... some people may want to comment on it. That appears to have been endorsed by the board mod too.

So why are you being such an ass?

Put more effort elsewhere in your life is my advice.

[Xenophon]

Hehe - sorry Gonzo.

You know what I mean of course.

Can't understand why some people go out of their way to be an ass because of a thread about a topic that relates to a TV programme that they don't enjoy...

Ah well, at least I won't resort to dressing up as Superman and going to hang out on a roof...

[Gonzo]

ferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?

Hey, I have a real objection to that term being used as a form of abuse.

[Xenophon]

lol



ferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?

[BrilloPad]

you have to drink copious quantities of real ale

Should be tough finding anyone round her to do that!!

[BrilloPad]

Let's dance...

<waves inflated pig’s bladder on end of stick at HAB>

[NickFitz]

Smoking is compulsory before Morris Dancing

Thank goodness I have suppressed the desire to Morris Dance until now. But this thread is my coming out. What brand of fags should I buy?

You should roll your own - Golden Virginia is acceptable.

Also, you have to drink copious quantities of real ale, preferably from a pewter tankard that you take everywhere with you hanging from your belt.

[BrilloPad]

Those of you who are circumcised need not apply.

















You have to be a complete dick to be a Morris Dancer.



(apologies for any offence caused).

Do you prefer he BB thread? The idea of this thread is to get more posts than the BB one...

[HairyArsedBloke]

Let's dance...