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The Official CUK Morris Dancing Thread

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    #11
    Is the size of your bells important?

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      #12
      Those of you who are circumcised need not apply.

















      You have to be a complete dick to be a Morris Dancer.



      (apologies for any offence caused).
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #13
        Let's dance...





        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #14
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
          Those of you who are circumcised need not apply.

















          You have to be a complete dick to be a Morris Dancer.



          (apologies for any offence caused).
          Do you prefer he BB thread? The idea of this thread is to get more posts than the BB one...

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Smoking is compulsory before Morris Dancing

            Thank goodness I have suppressed the desire to Morris Dance until now. But this thread is my coming out. What brand of fags should I buy?
            You should roll your own - Golden Virginia is acceptable.

            Also, you have to drink copious quantities of real ale, preferably from a pewter tankard that you take everywhere with you hanging from your belt.

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              #16
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              Let's dance...





              <waves inflated pig’s bladder on end of stick at HAB>

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                #17
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                you have to drink copious quantities of real ale
                Should be tough finding anyone round her to do that!!

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                  #18
                  lol



                  ferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    ferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?
                    Hey, I have a real objection to that term being used as a form of abuse.





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                      #20
                      Hehe - sorry Gonzo.

                      You know what I mean of course.

                      Can't understand why some people go out of their way to be an ass because of a thread about a topic that relates to a TV programme that they don't enjoy...

                      Ah well, at least I won't resort to dressing up as Superman and going to hang out on a roof...

                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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