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The Official CUK Morris Dancing Thread
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Those of you who are circumcised need not apply.
You have to be a complete dick to be a Morris Dancer.
(apologies for any offence caused).I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Let's dance...
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostThose of you who are circumcised need not apply.
You have to be a complete dick to be a Morris Dancer.
(apologies for any offence caused).Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSmoking is compulsory before Morris Dancing
Thank goodness I have suppressed the desire to Morris Dance until now. But this thread is my coming out. What brand of fags should I buy?
Also, you have to drink copious quantities of real ale, preferably from a pewter tankard that you take everywhere with you hanging from your belt.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostLet's dance...
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Postyou have to drink copious quantities of real aleComment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Postferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?
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Hehe - sorry Gonzo.
You know what I mean of course.
Can't understand why some people go out of their way to be an ass because of a thread about a topic that relates to a TV programme that they don't enjoy...
Ah well, at least I won't resort to dressing up as Superman and going to hang out on a roof...
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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