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Previously on "The Official CUK Morris Dancing Thread"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    So why are we in LR?

    I was going to post some important info about the distinction between Cotswold Morris and Border Morris (as E. C. Cawte called it in 1963) which was undoubtedly of interest to, or concerning, contractors, and therefore belongs in General (unlike gossip about a TV programme of absolutely no relevance to contractors whatsoever, and watched by approximately three sad people on this board).

    I call foul
    Well I did know the difference - but my memory is not what it was. old age you know. kindly refresh me.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    OMG

    What a sad arse.

    You are probably the ONLY person on here who gives a toss about post count. What an absolute loser you are. I can see why your personal life is such a balls-up and you need to dress up like a clown as a result.

    The BB thread is there because it goes on each year and guess what... some people may want to comment on it. That appears to have been endorsed by the board mod too.

    So why are you being such an ass?

    Put more effort elsewhere in your life is my advice.
    All this just because the BB thread is sinking without trace? Or are you a neighbour of Harriet Harman? Or do you have some personal issues?

    Poor Xen...

    Don't worry - no matter how much everyone hates you - you will still get a warm welcome in tpd.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    So why are we in LR?

    I was going to post some important info about the distinction between Cotswold Morris and Border Morris (as E. C. Cawte called it in 1963) which was undoubtedly of interest to, or concerning, contractors, and therefore belongs in General (unlike gossip about a TV programme of absolutely no relevance to contractors whatsoever, and watched by approximately three sad people on this board).

    I call foul
    Was it that Pig's Bladder I threw at Ferret?

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  • NickFitz
    replied
    So why are we in LR?

    I was going to post some important info about the distinction between Cotswold Morris and Border Morris (as E. C. Cawte called it in 1963) which was undoubtedly of interest to, or concerning, contractors, and therefore belongs in General (unlike gossip about a TV programme of absolutely no relevance to contractors whatsoever, and watched by approximately three sad people on this board).

    I call foul

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    OMG

    What a sad arse.

    You are probably the ONLY person on here who gives a toss about post count. What an absolute loser you are. I can see why your personal life is such a balls-up and you need to dress up like a clown as a result.

    The BB thread is there because it goes on each year and guess what... some people may want to comment on it. That appears to have been endorsed by the board mod too.

    So why are you being such an ass?

    Put more effort elsewhere in your life is my advice.
    Tut Tut Tut. Have you seen your arse today or something? Not your usual cool self today dood? Chill man. Wheres the love?

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Hehe - sorry Gonzo.

    You know what I mean of course.

    Can't understand why some people go out of their way to be an ass because of a thread about a topic that relates to a TV programme that they don't enjoy...

    Ah well, at least I won't resort to dressing up as Superman and going to hang out on a roof...

    No worries.

    Of course though, we should be fluffing the Big Brother thread not this one.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Do you prefer he BB thread? The idea of this thread is to get more posts than the BB one...
    OMG

    What a sad arse.

    You are probably the ONLY person on here who gives a toss about post count. What an absolute loser you are. I can see why your personal life is such a balls-up and you need to dress up like a clown as a result.

    The BB thread is there because it goes on each year and guess what... some people may want to comment on it. That appears to have been endorsed by the board mod too.

    So why are you being such an ass?

    Put more effort elsewhere in your life is my advice.

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  • Xenophon
    replied
    Hehe - sorry Gonzo.

    You know what I mean of course.

    Can't understand why some people go out of their way to be an ass because of a thread about a topic that relates to a TV programme that they don't enjoy...

    Ah well, at least I won't resort to dressing up as Superman and going to hang out on a roof...

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    ferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?
    Hey, I have a real objection to that term being used as a form of abuse.





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  • Xenophon
    replied
    lol



    ferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    you have to drink copious quantities of real ale
    Should be tough finding anyone round her to do that!!

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Let's dance...





    <waves inflated pig’s bladder on end of stick at HAB>

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Smoking is compulsory before Morris Dancing

    Thank goodness I have suppressed the desire to Morris Dance until now. But this thread is my coming out. What brand of fags should I buy?
    You should roll your own - Golden Virginia is acceptable.

    Also, you have to drink copious quantities of real ale, preferably from a pewter tankard that you take everywhere with you hanging from your belt.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Those of you who are circumcised need not apply.

















    You have to be a complete dick to be a Morris Dancer.



    (apologies for any offence caused).
    Do you prefer he BB thread? The idea of this thread is to get more posts than the BB one...

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Let's dance...





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