Reply to: Qualities of a female

[Diver]

Delayed reaction, there!

Yet the delayed response was excellent, Yes

[TheFaQQer]

Delayed reaction, there!

[Diver]

Only the posts I show her!

She was rightly proud of my 50000 in TPD this morning

Condescending

[TheFaQQer]

She reads this forum doesn't she?

Only the posts I show her!

She was rightly proud of my 50000 in TPD this morning

[EqualOpportunities]

I get female attention so I’m not desperate. Funnily enough (and hopefully not appearing racist) I’m not tremendously attracted to women from some other races (e.g. Chinese/African/Thai/Indian). Weird eh?

Not at all - invariably they're Short/Fly Ridden/Boys/Smelly.

HTH

[TheFaQQer]

You baby sit, we will look after your wife for you.

Tempting as it may seem, I'll pass on that offer! She can take care of herself, though, I just don't want to miss out on another CUK get together.

[oracleslave]

I went for personality.

However, my wife has all of the first four choices on the list. If we can get a babysitter overnight, we'll both be at the Manchester do in February, so everyone can see I'm right

She reads this forum doesn't she?

[The Lone Gunman]

I went for personality.

However, my wife has all of the first four choices on the list. If we can get a babysitter overnight, we'll both be at the Manchester do in February, so everyone can see I'm right

You baby sit, we will look after your wife for you.

[TheFaQQer]

I would have done if the multi-select polls could be limited to a preset maximum number of choices (two say). But as it is the temptation would be there to click on many (or most) of the good options, which may have obscured the order of choices and usefulness of the result. Instead I said the other attributes would be regarded as average. Did you chose personality, and then want for boobs?

I went for personality.

However, my wife has all of the first four choices on the list. If we can get a babysitter overnight, we'll both be at the Manchester do in February, so everyone can see I'm right

[TimberWolf]

This should have been a multi-select poll, really - I've had to make it "the most important quality" rather than just "qualities".

I would have done if the multi-select polls could be limited to a preset maximum number of choices (two say). But as it is the temptation would be there to click on many (or most) of the good options, which may have obscured the order of choices and usefulness of the result. Instead I said the other attributes would be regarded as average. Did you chose personality, and then want for boobs?

[The Lone Gunman]

I've found the perfect woman,
I could not ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed and owns a liquor store.

[TheFaQQer]

This should have been a multi-select poll, really - I've had to make it "the most important quality" rather than just "qualities".

[daviejones]

Although it helps if you don't have to dig her up first...

[Pondlife]

Who'd have thought that this one would end in LR

[daviejones]

I dont even think a pulse is absolutely necessary.

She must at least be warm...