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So, you fantasize about having male genitalia, and you made willies out of bread and tried to wear them (with the tacit approval of your Mother, so it would appear) and suddenly I'm the one with the problem!!?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI was a child.
Thaink about what you've done.
<shakes head>
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"on" or "in"?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI'd love to have a knob. It must be so much fun!
According to my mam I made one out of bread dough when I was a kid, cooked it in the oven, and tried to stick it on.
I had 2 older brothers - always felt like I'd missed out on something!
IGMC
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I'd love to have a knob. It must be so much fun!Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostSo, is it a girlfriend with a knob or a mate with tits?
According to my mam I made one out of bread dough when I was a kid, cooked it in the oven, and tried to stick it on.
I had 2 older brothers - always felt like I'd missed out on something!
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from Alan Partridge.....
Alan asks Michael about the Ladyboys in Bangkok.
Alan: You ever been to the Far East, Michael?
Michael: Well, only Manilla, Hong Kong and Bangkok, like.
Alan: Bangkok?
Michael: Aye.
Alan: Erm, so what did you see in Bangkok?
Michael: Oh I saw the Golden Temple, man. Beautiful, it was.
Alan: Yeah, what else?
Michael: Er, well there was the river market, like. All the little boats come up and they’ve got all the fresh produce on them, and –
Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they’re disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing.
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I thought you were Spartacus Sal (In touch with his feminine side obviously)
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Funny I saw the results instead of buttons but do not remember voting on this one. Is somebody posing as me to answer questions on ladyboys?
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