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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI was a child.
Thaink about what you've done.
<shakes head>
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI'd love to have a knob. It must be so much fun!
According to my mam I made one out of bread dough when I was a kid, cooked it in the oven, and tried to stick it on.
I had 2 older brothers - always felt like I'd missed out on something!
IGMC
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostSo, is it a girlfriend with a knob or a mate with tits?
According to my mam I made one out of bread dough when I was a kid, cooked it in the oven, and tried to stick it on.
I had 2 older brothers - always felt like I'd missed out on something!
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from Alan Partridge.....
Alan asks Michael about the Ladyboys in Bangkok.
Alan: You ever been to the Far East, Michael?
Michael: Well, only Manilla, Hong Kong and Bangkok, like.
Alan: Bangkok?
Michael: Aye.
Alan: Erm, so what did you see in Bangkok?
Michael: Oh I saw the Golden Temple, man. Beautiful, it was.
Alan: Yeah, what else?
Michael: Er, well there was the river market, like. All the little boats come up and they’ve got all the fresh produce on them, and –
Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they’re disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing.
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I thought you were Spartacus Sal (In touch with his feminine side obviously)
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Funny I saw the results instead of buttons but do not remember voting on this one. Is somebody posing as me to answer questions on ladyboys?
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