Reply to: Grumpy old man

[wendigo100]

Admit it, you are a girl, aren't you?

I'll show you mine if you show me your's!

Maybe it's not very manly, but I thought it was a good laugh!

[Lucy]

Good list, but Grease is one of my favourite films!

Admit it, you are a girl, aren't you?

[wendigo100]

Ah yes, the old "enemy within"... those were the days...

I've just been to trap one and got rid of one of those.

[Dundeegeorge]

I hate nearly everyone and everything. Bah! Humbug!

I think we'd all twigged that already DBABloke, oh and where's your favourite little doggie today?
Oh yeah and Arthur BASTARD Scargill. the prime architect of the destruction of the trade unions in this country. Hang on a minute though, that's not a bad thing. Sorry, I like Arthur Scargill, top bloke.

(If you're reading this Snaw, it was a joke, honest.)

[wobbegong]

Yeah but he does it in such a sanctimonious and patronising way. Also his tubbiness is hardly testament to the healthiness of his own diet - it may all be natural and fresh but it's still making him into a tubmunster.

Pukkah!

[WindyAnna]

I'm the other way around, I used to loathe him and his self aggrandisement, but I gained a grudging respect for him over his school dinner initiative.

Yeah but he does it in such a sanctimonious and patronising way. Also his tubbiness is hardly testament to the healthiness of his own diet - it may all be natural and fresh but it's still making him into a tubmunster.

[DBA_bloke]

I hate nearly everyone and everything. Bah! Humbug!

[wobbegong]

Me too. I particularly enjoyed the footage of our moronic underclasses smuggling chips, pies and cakes through the school fence to their children.

Fascinating, really; watching natural selection in action.

[wendigo100]

I'm the other way around, I used to loathe him and his self aggrandisement, but I gained a grudging respect for him over his school dinner initiative.

Me too. I particularly enjoyed the footage of our moronic underclasses smuggling chips, pies and cakes through the school fence to their children.

[wobbegong]

Jamie - my tongue's too big for my face - Oliver. He's a right d*ck.

Used to quite like him but the program on C4 just now is just honking. Jamie at Home? Jamie Up His Own Ar$e, more like

I'm the other way around, I used to loathe him and his self aggrandisement, but I gained a grudging respect for him over his school dinner initiative.

[Alan @ BroomeAffinity]

Jamie - my tongue's too big for my face - Oliver. He's a right d*ck.

Used to quite like him but the program on C4 just now is just honking. Jamie at Home? Jamie Up His Own Ar$e, more like

[wobbegong]

I hate moaning CUKKer types ....

Bzzzzzzzztt! Repetition?

[sasguru]

I hate moaning CUKKer types ....

[Chantho]

and people who won't rise to a bait. D'oh!

And ******* companies who claim 'Your call is important to us' but not important enough to hire enough people to answer the ******* 'phones.
Or to speak ******* English when they do eventually answer. Bastards.
Oh, did I menion Graham BASTARD **** Norton?

Chan

I hate those who won't rise to a bait too FWIW

Not as much as I hate the Inland f****** Revenue though.

[Dundeegeorge]

Chan

and people who won't rise to a bait. D'oh!

And ******* companies who claim 'Your call is important to us' but not important enough to hire enough people to answer the ******* 'phones.
Or to speak ******* English when they do eventually answer. Bastards.
Oh, did I menion Graham BASTARD **** Norton?