• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: Beth Ditto

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Beth Ditto"

Collapse

  • realityhack
    replied
    Points for the Mary Whitehouse ref!

    Categorically - I'd rather belt-sand my balls than go anywhere near her.

    Leave a comment:


  • freakydancer
    replied
    Originally posted by wobbegong
    You see that Beth Ditto? That's your Mum, that is.

    Leave a comment:


  • wobbegong
    replied
    Originally posted by freakydancer
    You know what, I reckon you would. I reckon you really love her.

    I reckon you want to kiss her.
    You see that Beth Ditto? That's your Mum, that is.

    Leave a comment:


  • wendigo100
    replied
    Do you think she's got BO?

    Leave a comment:


  • freakydancer
    replied
    Originally posted by wobbegong
    She looks like Bernard Manning in a dress. So no, I wouldn't.

    You know what, I reckon you would. I reckon you really love her.

    I reckon you want to kiss her.

    Leave a comment:


  • wobbegong
    replied
    She looks like Bernard Manning in a dress. So no, I wouldn't.

    Leave a comment:


  • BoredBloke
    replied
    I wouldn't touch her with a borrowed one. She is horrible.

    Leave a comment:


  • Pondlife
    replied
    Originally posted by ZZZZ Snoozer

    OMG. Hell No!!!!

    Leave a comment:


  • ZZZZ Snoozer
    replied
    Originally posted by pisces
    Would you pork it or no?
    An unfair question without some sort of picture to go on, like this

    http://www.nme.com/news/sxsw/27094

    Leave a comment:


  • pisces
    replied
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Is she the big scarey lass with the hairy armpits?
    ...and howls like a wolf dying a slow death, yes.

    Leave a comment:


  • pisces
    replied
    Originally posted by Sysman
    You've either:

    a) Started early today, or
    b) still have some very cloudy beer goggles left over from last night/weekend (select which is more accurate).
    I'm not saying I would, holy moly no!

    Leave a comment:


  • SallyAnne
    replied
    Is she the big scarey lass with the hairy armpits?

    Leave a comment:


  • Sysman
    replied
    Originally posted by pisces
    Would you pork it or no?
    You've either:

    a) Started early today, or
    b) still have some very cloudy beer goggles left over from last night/weekend (select which is more accurate).

    Leave a comment:


  • DimPrawn
    replied
    I believe she is a fat septic muff muncher, so no.

    Leave a comment:


  • pisces
    started a topic Beth Ditto

    Beth Ditto

    Would you pork it or no?

Working...
X