Would you pork it or no?
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Beth Ditto
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You've either:Originally posted by piscesWould you pork it or no?
a) Started early today, or
b) still have some very cloudy beer goggles left over from last night/weekend (select which is more accurate).Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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I'm not saying I would, holy moly no!Originally posted by SysmanYou've either:
a) Started early today, or
b) still have some very cloudy beer goggles left over from last night/weekend (select which is more accurate).
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...and howls like a wolf dying a slow death, yes.Originally posted by SallyAnneIs she the big scarey lass with the hairy armpits?
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An unfair question without some sort of picture to go on, like thisOriginally posted by piscesWould you pork it or no?
http://www.nme.com/news/sxsw/27094Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.Comment
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I wouldn't touch her with a borrowed one. She is horrible.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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