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Previously on "Ongoing Sci-fi story creation thread"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    MF objected to being called a gas giant. Given the amount he ate it was true though. Meanwhile, on planet cretin, the inhabitants were...
    Thick as Mince!

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  • BrilloPad
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    MF objected to being called a gas giant. Given the amount he ate it was true though. Meanwhile, on planet cretin, the inhabitants were...

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  • KentDogWalker
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    Meanwhile the gas giant exploded giving the inhabitants of the home planet great concern.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    This caused the chutney spoon to be forced further into where the sun doesn't shine. He gasped in delight until...
    AssGuru the great needed to spoon the cucumber Raita.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    The Granuaid where everything is really the fault of the extreme right win Maggie-ista party and Jezzy Corbyn the 23rd was destined to be Galactic President. DA was overcome and crashed his Jag. Luckily when he was thrown through the windscreen he landed on MF.
    This caused the chutney spoon to be forced further into where the sun doesn't shine. He gasped in delight until...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    This caused the CUK proles to arise. They tore at the mods and admin. And were completely surprised(except Zeity who had suspected it all along) that they were GALs covered by human skin. The CUK proles decided to take a summer holiday to
    The Granuaid where everything is really the fault of the extreme right win Maggie-ista party and Jezzy Corbyn the 23rd was destined to be Galactic President. DA was overcome and crashed his Jag. Luckily when he was thrown through the windscreen he landed on MF.
    Last edited by vetran; 18 September 2016, 14:19.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by KentDogWalker View Post
    But SasGuru didn't like it, so he slapped Spok with a slice of Salmon. Meanwhile the gas giant began to reduce in albedo and began to radiate a green like matter from its north pole.
    This caused the CUK proles to arise. They tore at the mods and admin. And were completely surprised(except Zeity who had suspected it all along) that they were GALs covered by human skin. The CUK proles decided to take a summer holiday to

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  • KentDogWalker
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    But SasGuru didn't like it, so he slapped Spok with a slice of Salmon. Meanwhile the gas giant began to reduce in albedo and began to radiate a green like matter from its north pole.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Just then Science officer and OCD sufferer NAT Spock started rearranging the Dilithium crystals into size order the same way they did in the nude dances at the Blue Oyster club.
    When the crystals had been rearranged, NAT Spock pulled out his guitar and began singing....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Captain MF of the star ship enterprise called to the engine room. "ScooterScottie - warp factor 0.001 please". ScooterScottie replied "We cannot carry this much weight that fast - the dilithium crystals are about to blow".
    Which is exactly what NLYUK was about to do, ensign Pavel Squirrel was about to lose his cherry, he was escaping his past the lumpy sofa and the flat above the kebab shop would be a distant memory.

    Just then Science officer and OCD sufferer NAT Spock started rearranging the Dilithium crystals into size order the same way they did in the nude dances at the Blue Oyster club.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    began the new Sci-fi story creation thread. Jerald yawned. It was all so corny. His thoughts idly turned towards those halycon days of the sixties, with Ursula and Michael, and the "New Wave".
    Captain MF of the star ship enterprise called to the engine room. "ScooterScottie - warp factor 0.001 please". ScooterScottie replied "We cannot carry this much weight that fast - the dilithium crystals are about to blow".

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by KentDogWalker View Post
    RULE, you must a 1 sentence minium per post only, and 4 sentences max per post.

    AND IT STARTS HERE:

    Chapter 1________________________________

    "The gas giant on the edge of star system Vega2 continued to fluctuate, the systems reporting a 50Hz ongoing fluctuation. The beta class destroyer from the Marins federation had just jumped into the system, after reports from a colony in the 3rd plant in Vega2 had arrived a few days ago."
    began the new Sci-fi story creation thread. Jerald yawned. It was all so corny. His thoughts idly turned towards those halycon days of the sixties, with Ursula and Michael, and the "New Wave".

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  • KentDogWalker
    started a topic Ongoing Sci-fi story creation thread

    Ongoing Sci-fi story creation thread

    RULE, you must a 1 sentence minium per post only, and 4 sentences max per post.

    AND IT STARTS HERE:

    Chapter 1________________________________

    "The gas giant on the edge of star system Vega2 continued to fluctuate, the systems reporting a 50Hz ongoing fluctuation. The beta class destroyer from the Marins federation had just jumped into the system, after reports from a colony in the 3rd plant in Vega2 had arrived a few days ago."

    Please continue!!

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