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Previously on "Theiving christians"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Funny old lot, the catholics.

    I would have thought that if god really wanted mankind to follow all those rules and practices, he would have let us know about them long before a bunch of cardinals made them up 1700 years ago!

    And if Jesus died to save us all, what happened to the souls of all those people who died previously, before he arrived to tell them they were doing it wrong? Bit unfair!
    whats worse is that if you ask them what they would have been doing thousands of years ago, (ie bc) they claim they would have been good Christians

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by TheMonkey
    They are a Roman Catholic outfit though.
    Funny old lot, the catholics.

    I would have thought that if god really wanted mankind to follow all those rules and practices, he would have let us know about them long before a bunch of cardinals made them up 1700 years ago!

    And if Jesus died to save us all, what happened to the souls of all those people who died previously, before he arrived to tell them they were doing it wrong? Bit unfair!

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  • oraclesmith
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    An ARMY of Chico's. Sh1t ! You have no chance. Join up now or they'll burn you at the stake within the year !!!

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  • TheMonkey
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    It's like an army of Chicos.

    I've been involved with many friendly chats with them but the moment you mention you're not going to the church, you get called devil worshipper and stuff. They are a Roman Catholic outfit though.

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  • oraclesmith
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    TM, are these cone stealers really the obsessive, happy-clapping Christian politico's we're assuming they are, or is it just the local vicar trying to help his ever-dwindling congregation make it to church on Sunday ?

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  • xoggoth
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    Excellent TM. These crappy Christian evangelist sects are creeping in everywhere now, they have taken our village hall. From the websites, there seems to be a lot of foreign influence esp. America and the West Indies.

    I wouldn't mind but they always think they have a right to lobby to change our society in a way that suits their frigging irrational religious principles. I always used to defend religion until a year or two ago. I was a damn fool. Mea culpa.

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  • mcquiggd
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    Lucky for you it wasn't a mosque... you'd have been blown to little pieces of melting flesh by now for insulting some loony mullah.

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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard
    So you went out and defaced a load of police property and then rang them up and got them to come round. Is that wise?
    From my unregistered PAYG mobile! I'm not that silly.

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  • thunderlizard
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    So you went out and defaced a load of police property and then rang them up and got them to come round. Is that wise?

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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by oraclesmith
    He'll be even less amused when he has to give them back to the coppers that lent them to him !
    They definitely were not lent to them. I actually phoned and checked first about using met cones with our local police station and they said that they'd come and collect them as they'd been nicked from somewhere. I was informed that they don't lend them as that would be misrepresenting the police

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  • oraclesmith
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    Originally posted by TheMonkey
    Wouldnt surprise me. Took me ages to do this to all the cones:



    The vicar didn't look particularly amused when he came to collect them
    He'll be even less amused when he has to give them back to the coppers that lent them to him !

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  • threaded
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    ROFLMFAO!

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  • TheMonkey
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    Wouldnt surprise me. Took me ages to do this to all the cones:



    The vicar didn't look particularly amused when he came to collect them

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  • mcquiggd
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    Find any old muslim who might possibly have seen the church, and launch a complaint in the eu court of 'who wants to be a millionaire' to see if you can get rich.

    P.S the generic muslim must have been 'offended' by something or other.

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  • TheMonkey
    started a topic Theiving christians

    Theiving christians

    Bloody theiving christian scum church opposite my house has stolen a load of met police cones, which my tax pays for, and is using them to "remind people" not to park outside the church (which clogs the damn road up most of the week with sheep anyway).

    Just had my way with them. They all now have "thou must not steal" written in permanent marker under the met police logo.

    Bloody hyprocrites.

    I'd post a photo but my digicam is crap in the dark.

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