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Previously on "Tools for finding cheapest dates?"

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  • quackhandle
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    Does Brannigans not exist anymore?

    Get one for free in there.

    qh

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    am I the only one who smirks at the 'Juan Sheet is Plenty' advert?
    I doubt it. Though I prefer his 'have you got plenty wet?' line.

    I reckon his best stuff didn't make it past the lawyers though

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    If you're into that sort of thing.
    We all can't have your high standards

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    If you're into that sort of thing.
    most people have been into that sort of thing, apparently.


    am I the only one who smirks at the 'Juan Sheet is Plenty' advert?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Very cheap, worth every penny too
    If you're into that sort of thing.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is his wife cheap?
    Very cheap, worth every penny too

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  • darmstadt
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    Here's a date for a tool:

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I was thinking of disappearing and looking for somwhere unchartered. MF's wife's fanny sounded a possibility.
    Someone suggested SpellingBees Old man arsehole, but his mum had to point out that it had a higher visitor count than Stonehenge and Buckingham palace combined.

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  • tractor
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Well?
    Hammer for foreplay and then a greasegun?

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  • Cliphead
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    Cheap? Try free

    POF.com ™ The Leading Free Online Dating Site for Singles & Personals

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  • KentPhilip
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    I used to say to her: "Here's 10p to call your mum to say you won't be back home tonight".

    Which only cost 10p funnily enough

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  • SantaClaus
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    Here you go...

    Buy Tesco Organic Medjool Dates (200g) online in Tesco at mySupermarket 

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  • CheeseSlice
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    I bet Gricer knows the best pick up spots for train loving dates. ...The sort that bring their own packed lunch and flask of tea for the journey.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Grindr for SimonMac and Tinder for everyone else

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I was thinking of disappearing and looking for somwhere unchartered. MF's wife's fanny sounded a possibility.
    Unchartered or uncharted?

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