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backthemac replied

24 June 2014, 20:18
Stupid ....
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greenlake replied

24 June 2014, 14:55
Student arrested for behaving like a dick in public.
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d000hg replied

24 June 2014, 10:18
He looks in a bit of a flap.
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scooterscot replied

24 June 2014, 10:01
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TestMangler replied

24 June 2014, 09:59
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

if you hear an echo, ALWAYS, tie your ankles to the bottom of the bed

Or tie a scaffolding pole across your arse
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TestMangler replied

24 June 2014, 09:57
Looks like there's a slope on it !

(C) J. Clarkson.
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SimonMac replied

24 June 2014, 09:52
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

American gets stuck in 3rd base.

FTFY
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barrydidit replied

24 June 2014, 02:01
It's the man in the boat.
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greenlake replied

23 June 2014, 20:42
Extreme muff diver fails to lube up properly before diving in....
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darmstadt replied

23 June 2014, 20:39
"I thought it was AndyW's mum!"
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vetran replied

23 June 2014, 20:37
Spelunking has never been more fun.

men... they spend 9 months trying to get out and most of their adult life trying to get back in.

You put your left leg in...

<Clarkson>
That puts a new slant on it.
</Clarkson>
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BrilloPad replied

23 June 2014, 19:38
I have to go back in - my horse is still in there.
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tractor replied

23 June 2014, 18:07
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany | World news | theguardian.com

'US doctors use DNA engineering to prolong gestation so you can give birth to an adolescent and miss the bad years!'
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tractor replied

23 June 2014, 18:05
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Not really - it would make running for the bus a bit uncomfortable.

You wouldn't have to run for a bus, just stand in the road and capture one
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greenlake replied

23 June 2014, 17:21
US student using updated Apple Maps fails again to locate G-Spot.
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