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Previously on "False memories.Anyone got any?"

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  • BrilloPad
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    I remember someone being nice to someone in cuk general.

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  • SpontaneousOrder
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Probably derived from Webtastic
    No, it's derived from flange-tastic.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Gym beast View Post
    Yeah, I once I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat...I didn't, I'm sure I didn't.
    FTFY

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I used to go out with this bird, and over the months, her boobies got smaller and smaller. She was stuffing her bra with tissues

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    I invented 'The dark side' as in going permie and the word tastic after sayings like Beertastic.

    I think.

    Also my stakeholders on my project seem to forget a lot I tell them
    Probably derived from Webtastic

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I remember when CUK General was good.
    Was that back when you were thin?

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  • MarillionFan
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    I remember when CUK General was good.

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  • tarbera
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    I invented 2 things

    I invented 'The dark side' as in going permie and the word tastic after sayings like Beertastic.

    I think.

    Also my stakeholders on my project seem to forget a lot I tell them

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  • xoggoth
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    I remember posting in this thread yesterday
    Nah! You are probably remembering posting in the identical thread I started the day before yesterday. Or was it the one I started last week?

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  • stek
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    I distinctly remember being at Burnden Park late 70's early 80's watching us beat Barrow 1-0 in the FA Cup 3rd round. I remember remarking that they'd brought so many and the Embankment end was full of them. Can picture it now, packed.

    Except it never happened, we never played Barrow in the cup anytime around then, nor any other similar matches occurred around then.

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  • d000hg
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    I remember posting in this thread yesterday.

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  • tomtomagain
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    I have a very strong false memory.

    Back in 2000 my younger brother died and I went into shock. Shortly after speaking to my parents and sister I phoned my best friend.

    I was obviously really upset, crying and shouting.

    I clearly remember walking down the stairs and out into the street, talking to him on the phone.

    However my "memory" is from the perspective of someone standing in the street watching me come out of my door on the phone. I remember watching me, walking outside and being distraught.

    Obviously this is impossible. Therefore I have a false memory.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Yes. Indeed
    I invaded Iraq to get rid of an evil dictator, and now millions of fools have the false memory that it was something to do with WMD's

    -T.Blair
    Weapons of Mass Deception?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Yes. Indeed
    I invaded Iraq to get rid of an evil dictator, and now millions of fools have the false memory that it was something to do with WMD's

    -T.Blair

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  • tractor
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    ..

    I can't remember

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