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Previously on "False memories.Anyone got any?"
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No, it's derived from flange-tastic.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostProbably derived from Webtastic
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I used to go out with this bird, and over the months, her boobies got smaller and smaller. She was stuffing her bra with tissues
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Probably derived from WebtasticOriginally posted by tarbera View PostI invented 'The dark side' as in going permie and the word tastic after sayings like Beertastic.
I think.
Also my stakeholders on my project seem to forget a lot I tell them
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Was that back when you were thin?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI remember when CUK General was good.
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I invented 2 things
I invented 'The dark side' as in going permie and the word tastic after sayings like Beertastic.
I think.
Also my stakeholders on my project seem to forget a lot I tell them
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Nah! You are probably remembering posting in the identical thread I started the day before yesterday. Or was it the one I started last week?I remember posting in this thread yesterday
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I distinctly remember being at Burnden Park late 70's early 80's watching us beat Barrow 1-0 in the FA Cup 3rd round. I remember remarking that they'd brought so many and the Embankment end was full of them. Can picture it now, packed.
Except it never happened, we never played Barrow in the cup anytime around then, nor any other similar matches occurred around then.
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I have a very strong false memory.
Back in 2000 my younger brother died and I went into shock. Shortly after speaking to my parents and sister I phoned my best friend.
I was obviously really upset, crying and shouting.
I clearly remember walking down the stairs and out into the street, talking to him on the phone.
However my "memory" is from the perspective of someone standing in the street watching me come out of my door on the phone. I remember watching me, walking outside and being distraught.
Obviously this is impossible. Therefore I have a false memory.
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Weapons of Mass Deception?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostYes. Indeed
I invaded Iraq to get rid of an evil dictator, and now millions of fools have the false memory that it was something to do with WMD's
-T.Blair
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Yes. Indeed
I invaded Iraq to get rid of an evil dictator, and now millions of fools have the false memory that it was something to do with WMD's
-T.Blair
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