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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    The feckwhit dissector of humain remains (ex & not missed at all*) has cost the tulipehole where I have the misfortune to work a mere £480,000 due to his arrogance & total incompetence.

    Good things come to he who waits.

    *Just wait til I get those sights adjusted.
    Surely that is not an unusual cirumstance, the Peter principle usually applies with HR

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  • BigTime
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    join and watch, its fun watching the car crash.

    You never know he might add you as a friend.
    He'll probably endorse a load of your skills and write a recommendation.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Interim manager available, Achievements :

    Built a new team, reduced costs by reducing workforce, now looking for next challenge.

    Sad but so so true

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    speaking of linked in - our CIO has recently left - after beeing here all of 2 years and being hailed as the saviour of our IT services.

    He bought in loads of his cronies on high salaries (we got the classic situation where we were getting rid of people who actually did things to pay for people who sit there kissing the boss ass) and now they are all going.

    And then you look at linked in and you can see this clutch of feck witts looking for their next victim.

    Why any decent hirer would not take a quick look at linked in and see this clown has had 4 roles in about 8 years and think he is a good option is beyond me.

    But then many things are beyond me!

    Interim manager available, Achievements :

    Built a new team, reduced costs by reducing workforce, now looking for next challenge.

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  • original PM
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    speaking of linked in - our CIO has recently left - after beeing here all of 2 years and being hailed as the saviour of our IT services.

    He bought in loads of his cronies on high salaries (we got the classic situation where we were getting rid of people who actually did things to pay for people who sit there kissing the boss ass) and now they are all going.

    And then you look at linked in and you can see this clutch of feck witts looking for their next victim.

    Why any decent hirer would not take a quick look at linked in and see this clown has had 4 roles in about 8 years and think he is a good option is beyond me.

    But then many things are beyond me!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    The **** is retirement age, so who knows?

    There's a lot of dumb companies out there looking for twats of his ilk.



    And he is on linkedin.

    Or so I'm told.

    join and watch, its fun watching the car crash.

    You never know he might add you as a friend.

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  • zeitghost
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    will soon be at another establishment screwing up, its almost scary on Linkedin when you see those that talk the talk jumping ship!
    The **** is retirement age, so who knows?

    There's a lot of dumb companies out there looking for twats of his ilk.



    And he is on linkedin.

    Or so I'm told.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Thought no doubt the scumbag got a nice payoff to bugger off.
    will soon be at another establishment screwing up, its almost scary on Linkedin when you see those that talk the talk jumping ship!

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  • zeitghost
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Don't you remember, this is the HR bod who upset Zeity? One minute Zeity's up on a disciplinary, next thing the HR bod has been sacked. My advice - don't mess with the lizard.
    Yes it is a bit odd.

    I get a written warning & he gets the order of the boot.

    My sense of schadenfreude is working overtime.

    Thought no doubt the scumbag got a nice payoff to bugger off.

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  • xoggoth
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    Well done z. Exteeeeeeeeeerminate!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Don't you remember, this is the HR bod who upset Zeity? One minute Zeity's up on a disciplinary, next thing the HR bod has been sacked. My advice - don't mess with the lizard.
    +1. I reckon it was £480k for his funeral expenses.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    My advice - don't mess with the lizard.

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  • Bunk
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Don't hold back. Tell us what you really think.
    Don't you remember, this is the HR bod who upset Zeity? One minute Zeity's up on a disciplinary, next thing the HR bod has been sacked. My advice - don't mess with the lizard.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Don't hold back. Tell us what you really think.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    What about Lizards?
    Nobody minds them getting paid more. It's the teeth, y'see.

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