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Previously on "What will happen to YOUR teddy bear when you die?"
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That's a mean looking fecker. You're his bitch aren't you?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe parrot thing is disturbing. I share my bed with this

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What will happen to YOUR teddy bear when you die?
It seems that most people neglect to think about who will look after their beloved pet when they snuff it and many get put down.
What happens to your pet when you die? (From News Shopper)Pet owners who don’t prepare for their pet’s care after they die risk them being given away or even put down.
A survey of 1,000 people found that nearly a quarter of us would choose to give a pet away or have it put down if we inherited it, with costs and hassle cited as the top reasons.
Can't be arsed to look after pets personally but I do have a little puppet parrot I like to cuddle and share my vodka with. Does anyone know of legal ways to leave all one's money for the care of a puppet parrot/teddy bear etc without any chance of crappy relatives getting their hands on it?
Ta for any advice.Tags: None
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