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  • stek
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    Farage in 1983 lol!

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Nige Farage is an anagram of "I fear an egg".
    More anagrams:

    Nigel Farage EU = anger if league
    Nigel Farage EU = engage failure
    Nigel Farage EU = A genial refuge
    Nigel Farage EU = arguing ale fee

    I thought I would do some of us:

    northernladuk = drunken harlot
    northernladuk = Drunk oral then
    mich the tester = Christ me teeth
    dodgy agent = tend gay god
    dodgy agent = go get dandy
    eternalOptimist = rat lies impotent
    eternalOptimist = simpleton attire
    eternalOptimist = Prim neat toilets
    eternalOptimist = learn - I'm pottiest
    northernladyuk = Nearly hot drunk
    mudskipper = sperm up kid

    I take no responsibilty for that last one!

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    He did eggactly what I would have done.

    I was very eggcited when I heard the news.
    The yoke's on you!

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    No surprise. Violence usually does come from the left. An egg is small beer but a female bystander lost an eye last year during protests against the English Nationalists. Most terrorism in Europe comes from left wing and anarchist groups.



    Left-Wing Terrorism Surges In Europe, As Governments Dismantle Social Safety Net - Business Insider
    Neo-Nazi terrorist jailed for plotting to blow up Merseyside mosques | UK news | theguardian.com

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by Flashman View Post
    A two fingered salute to the egg throwing leftie
    PICTURED: Wheelchair-bound UKIP Woman Flicks Two Fingers to Hard Left Protesters

    one for 'get a frackin job'

    and one for 'take a frackin bath, crustie'.
    Wheelchairs don't bind. They enable.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    White and yellow?
    He's a baker at heart. Both yellow and white are important but should be separated.

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  • xoggoth
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    No surprise. Violence usually does come from the left. An egg is small beer but a female bystander lost an eye last year during protests against the English Nationalists. Most terrorism in Europe comes from left wing and anarchist groups.

    As this chart shows, left-wing terrorism dwarfs right-wing terrorism in Europe -- perhaps surprising given the attention paid to Europe's far right. Islamist and Separatist terrorism, however, remain the largest categories.
    Left-Wing Terrorism Surges In Europe, As Governments Dismantle Social Safety Net - Business Insider

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  • Flashman
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    A two fingered salute to the egg throwing leftie
    PICTURED: Wheelchair-bound UKIP Woman Flicks Two Fingers to Hard Left Protesters

    one for 'get a frackin job'

    and one for 'take a frackin bath, crustie'.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Well UKIP are in favour of keeping England White.
    White and yellow?

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  • BrilloPad
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    He did eggactly what I would have done.

    I was very eggcited when I heard the news.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Perhaps Mr Farage wants to throw off the yolk of European legislation.

    Well UKIP are in favour of keeping England White.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Nigel Paul Farage is also an anagram of 'A real painful egg'
    And large anal pufige

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  • darmstadt
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    Nigel Paul Farage is also an anagram of 'A real painful egg'

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  • darmstadt
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    Nige Farage is an anagram of "I fear an egg".

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    He couldn't if you were to believe those damn Tories again: BBC ON THIS DAY | 3 | 1988: Egg industry fury over salmonella claim
    And from tesco as well - he'd probably be dead within the hour.

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