Higgs boson walks into church, priest says “We don’t allow your type in here.”
Higgs replies “But without me, how can you have mass?”
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There you go 62
Heard the one about the pensioner who invented one of the world's shortest jokes? Man, 76, uses three-word funny to break record for the most one-liners in 60 seconds | Mail Online
& 300 (apparently)
The World's Shortest One Liner Joke by George Valentine
One for Scooter:
One of my Scottish ancestors was killed at Culloden. He was knocked down by a bus.Leave a comment:
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How do you make a gay man **** a woman?
(Answer see Jimmy Carr)Leave a comment:
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What do you call a blind deer with no legs, no willy and no ears?Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
Doesn't matter, it still won't ****ing hear you!
On topic.....
Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: When you have a hangover, do you wake up grumpy?
A: Usually, but sometimes I let him sleep in.
Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
A: Because she's the fairest of them all.
Q: Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland?
A: She had been told that someday her Prints would come.
NS for kids....
Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: Gag!Last edited by tractor; 27 April 2014, 13:17.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by tractor View Post
What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no willy?
Still no ****ing idea...Leave a comment:
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It's Snow White. But it's drifted somewhat from anything disneyesque...
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack!
It would be helpful to know what the panto is, this one would be ok for a beanstalk joke I guess...
What do you call a blind deer?
No Idea
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
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A man is browsing in a clothes shop and says to his mate, 'That's the one I'd get'
Then a cyclops beat him up..Leave a comment:
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What do you call a computer that sings?
A dell.
I'm looking for bad jokes of this format (not necessarily IT related) for a forth-coming panto. Oh yes I am. Contributions welcome.
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