Make love on your elbows

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Peoplesoft bloke replied

23 April 2014, 12:21
Originally posted by zeitghost

One doesn't "own" a cat, the cat owns you.

This is why it's a stupid idea trying to keep vermin as a pet.
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vetran replied

23 April 2014, 12:02
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

What, in the maids' quarters?

who else does one make love to when Madam is suffering from the vapours?
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suityou01 replied

23 April 2014, 11:56
Steven Gerrard!!!
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NickFitz replied

23 April 2014, 11:55
Originally posted by vetran View Post

one has silk rugs.

What, in the maids' quarters?
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vetran replied

23 April 2014, 11:42
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Carpet burns - ow.

one has silk rugs.
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OwlHoot replied

23 April 2014, 11:35
and the classic ..

A gentleman gets out of the bath to have a pee
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OwlHoot replied

23 April 2014, 11:35
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Carpet burns - ow.

and housemaid's elbows!
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mudskipper replied

23 April 2014, 10:51
Carpet burns - ow.
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vetran started a topic Make love on your elbows

23 April 2014, 09:54
Make love on your elbows

Country Life reveals its 'Gentlemanly Commandments' | Mail Online

DO'S

A gentleman...

Is at ease in any situations and puts others at their ease
Is always on time
Dresses to suit the occasion
Makes love on his elbows
Occasionally gets drunk, but never disorderly
Is mindful of others' financial circumstances
DONT'S

A gentleman does not...

Wear a pre-tied bow tie
Drink Malibu
Buy fuchsia trousers
Tweet
Put products in his hair
Wear Lycra
Write with a ballpoint
Plant gladioli
Own a cat

So you cat owning biro using yobs - what do you think makes a Gentleman?

I quite liked this quote :

'Courtesy costs nothing — rudeness is exorbitant and never forgotten. - Richard E. Grant'
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