Reply to: What shall I have for breakfast?

[suityou01]

Ich liebe Deutschland!

SY02 at her best

[d000hg]

Not if you have a dry mouth.

Custard creams?

[scooterscot]

Quite. You'd think he'd mention it, but no, nothing

Ich liebe Deutschland!

[Bunk]

Is he in Germany? I hadn't noticed.

Quite. You'd think he'd mention it, but no, nothing

[norrahe]

Haven't you got the hang of this yet? Everything in Germany is perfect and everything in the UK is terrible. It's the only way Pooperscooper can convince himself he's made the right choice.

Is he in Germany? I hadn't noticed.

[Bunk]

Why not? They have them in just about every (if not all) NHS and private dentist surgeries in the UK, and the dentists are always keen to book you in with them as they rake in a bit more cash.

Haven't you got the hang of this yet? Everything in Germany is perfect and everything in the UK is terrible. It's the only way Pooperscooper can convince himself he's made the right choice.

[scooterscot]

Why not? They have them in just about every (if not all) NHS and private dentist surgeries in the UK, and the dentists are always keen to book you in with them as they rake in a bit more cash.

Let me rephrase. Never knew hygienists were available!

Here dentists are a place of last resort. A person you visit when the hygienist has failed. Whereas at home, like you say, the dentist would have a look to see how much this mouth is worth on an invoice.

[Ticktock]

Never had a hygienist in the UK.

Why not? They have them in just about every (if not all) NHS and private dentist surgeries in the UK, and the dentists are always keen to book you in with them as they rake in a bit more cash.

[scooterscot]

A decent personal hygiene routine? I would have thought the Germans would have managed to drum your Scottish ways out of you by now.

My German kit now includes a sonic toothbrush thingy complete with USB port, a tongue scrapper, and flossing thingys. My hygienist goes mad if me gum % increases above 5%. Never had a hygienist in the UK.

[Ticktock]

Thinking about brushing my teeth and going over to the office now.

I don't know you guys do it.

A decent personal hygiene routine? I would have thought the Germans would have managed to drum your Scottish ways out of you by now.

[doodab]

but biscuits are better

Not if you have a dry mouth.

[scooterscot]

Thinking about brushing my teeth and going over to the office now.

I don't know you guys do it.

[TestMangler]

I consumed easter egg whilst driving to clientCo. I know have chocolatey stains all over my crotch.

I told ya before ATV is just not a good idea in the morning.

[vetran]

packet porridge - golden syrup flavour mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[FiveTimes]

Mmm. Melon is a great snack.

but biscuits are better