The Electric Toothbrush Conspiracy Theory

[darmstadt]

Have you tried sticking one up you arse?

I'm pretty sure that you've tried it though, liked it so much that you've had one permanently fitted...or are you a Chinese Love Ball person? Mind you, I suppose putting one in your mouth is no different as it looks, smells and acts like your arse...

[greenlake]

Swedish company Foreo’s got a silicone toothbrush called Issa. It vibrates like your Sonicare, and comes in woozy pastel colours.



This Toothbrush Is A Vibrator You Stick In Your Mouth | Gizmodo Australia

[hyperD]

Have you tried sticking one up you arse?

...taking a polaroid and placing both back in your friend's bathroom cabinet?

[DodgyAgent]

I quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...

Have you tried sticking one up you arse?

[doodab]

I quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...

So it could equally well be a conspiracy to get men used to sucking on dildos. Just saying like.

[d000hg]

I quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...

If your willy is anything like a a toothbrush, bad luck to you. If it vibrates, see a doctor as that sounds like some kind of localised Parkinsons symptom.

[DaveB]

I quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...

If your cock takes batteries and vibrates, getting someone to suck on it is the least of your worries

Although I'm sure NLadyUK would oblige for the appropriate consideration.

[northernladyuk]

I quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...

The old man likes to use 2 leccy toothbrushes at once - one on each side. No idea why.

[darmstadt]

I quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...