Reply to: Mathematical formula required

[sasguru]

Bump

[Ticktock]

You've made an error in your logic. I've fixed it but it doesn't help me with my problem.

That depends. You could still be an arsehole, if you don't have any elbows. Come on, fess up, can you really bend your arms or not?

[greenlake]

I'm trying to calculate the number two. I have a one and another one.

[sasguru]

Well you have to put the result first and then all aspects of the formula and then remove factors until you come up with the solution...

So taking the facts..

sasguru = arse + elbow

Now an arse tends to have a hole and the question is about definition it is important we add this factor so would be come

sasguru = (arse*hole) + elbow

Another observation to take in to account is the fact he has two elbows so we add this in..

sasguru = (arse*hole) + elbow + elbow

Going through the calculation to reduce to it's simplest form gives

sasguru = arsehole + 2 elbows

That help at all?

You've made an error in your logic. I've fixed it but it doesn't help me with my problem.

[AtW]

Suity's Law.

Success + Suity = Fail

There is more exact science in this than magic...

NEXT!

[northernladuk]

Well you have to put the result first and then all aspects of the formula and then remove factors until you come up with the solution...

So taking the facts..

sasguru = arse - eblow

Now an arse tends to have a hole and the question is about definition it is important we add this factor so would be come

sasguru = (arse*hole) - elbow

Another observation to take in to account is the fact he has two elbows so we add this in..

sasguru = (arse*hole) - elbow + elbow

Going through the calculation to reduce to it's simplest form gives

sasguru = arsehole

That help at all?

[MarillionFan]

Suity's Law.

Success + Suity = Fail

[AtW]

Alchemical formula required



Pronto please, got a house to buy!!!

[Doggy Styles]

Can someone tell me the formula for how to tell my arse apart from my elbow?

Feck me, I haven't a clue.

[Mich the Tester]

If you find sound emanating from it then it probably isn't your elbow

HTH

Not his elbow, no, but possibly my left elbow, which clicks when I bend it.

[Troll]

If you find sound emanating from it then it probably isn't your elbow

HTH

[Bunk]

It was the number I wanted. Can never remember what the higher rate is after the tax credit has been applied.

Bit of a misleading thread title

Why is that important when calculating the gross divi?

[OwlHoot]

Can someone tell me the formula for how to tell my arse apart from my elbow?

It's "x", i.e. something you don't know

[sasguru]

It was the number I wanted.
Bit of a misleading thread title

Liar.

[zoco]

Did he ask for a formula, or ask for the number to use? The latter is a case of lacking knowledge which is more forgiveable.

It was the number I wanted. Can never remember what the higher rate is after the tax credit has been applied.

Bit of a misleading thread title