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You really need not have said any more.Originally posted by zoco View PostI'm such a dunce ...
Feck you're serious with that question? And yet to dare to comment about what is and is not science?
Feck me where do we find these cretins?Hard Brexit now!
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I'm trying to calculate the number two. I have a one and another one. Can someone write the formula down I need to be able to solve this please?
Extra point for Using Sasgurus Last Theorem.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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sasguru's First and Last theorem: "Never underestimate the cretinism of the average CUKKER".Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm trying to calculate the number two. I have a one and another one. Can someone write the formula down I need to be able to solve this please?
Extra point for Using Sasgurus Last Theorem.Hard Brexit now!
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Can someone tell me the formula for how to tell my arse apart from my elbow?Hard Brexit now!
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In case you missed it, Zoco's question was:
He wants to take £10K as a dividend. can someone give him the formula for what he needs to take gross?
Hard Brexit now!
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An elbow is not used in a homosexual act.Originally posted by sasguru View PostCan someone tell me the formula for how to tell my arse apart from my elbow?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well it's not 10,000 * 1.25 as you said in that PM you just sent me. Even I'm not that thick.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIn case you missed it, Zoco's question was:
He wants to take £10K as a dividend. can someone give him the formula for what he needs to take gross?

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If I lend you a four, then you have 4-1-1=2And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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