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    #31
    Suity's Law.

    Success + Suity = Fail
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Well you have to put the result first and then all aspects of the formula and then remove factors until you come up with the solution...

      So taking the facts..

      sasguru = arse - eblow

      Now an arse tends to have a hole and the question is about definition it is important we add this factor so would be come

      sasguru = (arse*hole) - elbow

      Another observation to take in to account is the fact he has two elbows so we add this in..

      sasguru = (arse*hole) - elbow + elbow

      Going through the calculation to reduce to it's simplest form gives

      sasguru = arsehole

      That help at all?
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        #33
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Suity's Law.

        Success + Suity = Fail
        There is more exact science in this than magic...

        NEXT!

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          #34
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Well you have to put the result first and then all aspects of the formula and then remove factors until you come up with the solution...

          So taking the facts..

          sasguru = arse + elbow

          Now an arse tends to have a hole and the question is about definition it is important we add this factor so would be come

          sasguru = (arse*hole) + elbow

          Another observation to take in to account is the fact he has two elbows so we add this in..

          sasguru = (arse*hole) + elbow + elbow

          Going through the calculation to reduce to it's simplest form gives

          sasguru = arsehole + 2 elbows

          That help at all?
          You've made an error in your logic. I've fixed it but it doesn't help me with my problem.
          Last edited by sasguru; 31 March 2014, 16:21.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #35
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I'm trying to calculate the number two. I have a one and another one.

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              #36
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              You've made an error in your logic. I've fixed it but it doesn't help me with my problem.
              That depends. You could still be an arsehole, if you don't have any elbows. Come on, fess up, can you really bend your arms or not?

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