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Previously on "Urinal or cubicle to pee?"

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  • d000hg
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    The idea of peeing into an AirBlade to see what happens is now going to seem rather tempting next time I see one. Some sort of explosion of wee?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Those Dyson airblades don't really have the directional control required.
    You need one of them in each hand.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    WSS. I've tried to use urinals but the wind really needs to be blowing in the right direction.
    Those Dyson airblades don't really have the directional control required.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Cubicle.
    WSS. I've tried to use urinals but the wind really needs to be blowing in the right direction.

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  • darmstadt
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    I suspect, reading through some of the comments in the toilet threads, that some of the congregation use one of these: MYPEEPEEBOTTLE.COM

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Whats wrong with a colostomy bag? You don't need to leave your desk at all and it shows that you're a conscientious worker who doesn't need breaks :-)
    Hot desking can be good as well.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    At a pub I worked in many years ago, somebody put a load of disinfectant blocks that were supposed to be one-to-a-cistern in the urinal trough. Granted, the place reeked of stale urine at the best of times, but the smell of these scented blocks was also overpowering.

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  • darmstadt
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    Whats wrong with a colostomy bag? You don't need to leave your desk at all and it shows that you're a conscientious worker who doesn't need breaks :-)

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    True, but prostate cancer is a possibility, difficulty initiating a urine flow is a symptom, so best to get it checked out. Especially if you're in the same age bracket as Bill Bailey.
    Yes, my poor old dad died of acute kidney injury having ignored prostate symptoms.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Define "unable"?
    Having difficulty, to be more precise. Though another reason could be t you're a girl, or very short, or very tall, or there are no urinals.
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    True, but prostate cancer is a possibility, difficulty initiating a urine flow is a symptom, so best to get it checked out. Especially if you're in the same age bracket as Bill Bailey.

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  • Unix
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    I use urinal as the smell of pee is less awful than the smell of tulip. I guess it's down to preference.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Being unable to use a urinal may be a sign of a prostate problem. Get yourself over to your urologist and don't be such a wuss. Caught early, these things can be dealt with.
    More likely: Paruresis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • d000hg
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    Define "unable"?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Being unable to use a urinal may be a sign of a prostate problem. Get yourself over to your urologist and don't be such a wuss. Caught early, these things can be dealt with.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You have an unhealthy view of what goes on at the urinals.
    What's unhealthy about it OG?

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