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Previously on "I can't get no"
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Quite nice. Seeing her tomorrow. Goer? Doubt it,
she's a Methodist. Quite shocked when I said I was a Satanist.
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Pay also depends what you are in. You overpaid b*s in banking and other commercial sectors get about double what us lot in the engineering sector, aircraft, oil and gas, power etc., get.
Still, as a confirmed geek, I really like programming. A world with just machines and computers and no f* people would be brill!
PS This PS is empty. Please try again later.Last edited by xoggoth; 21 March 2014, 20:49.
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Contractors are in this pay grade, (2) Chief executives and senior officials 117,700
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I love what I do, when I think of the cr@p life I could have ended up with (an inner city secondary school Maths teacher
), doing what I do now is a god send, being paid a relative fortune to develop software is happy days
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I had a good day today - wrote a nice pivot query with a common table expression that made my query run about 1000x faster
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Looking closer (not just searching for information, I obviously failed as a tester there) quite a few things that might fit CUKers. Also:
(117) Programmers and software development professionals 40,165 7.377
Think that's more me.
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most of the time nowadays I'm a happy chappie.
Not sure 93 is a fair place, compared to some of the other workers in the firm I have a great life.
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Oh yeh! I did an IR35 fail there. Maybe HMRC should assess how miserable we are. The more unhappy the higher the degree of control.
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