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Previously on "Grumpy this morning"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

    However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

    It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
    You'd have money on SY being the "enormous bloke in a puffy coat" so that would have been really confusing if they were sitting next to each other.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

    However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

    It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
    I'll get a photo off his missus for you.

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  • tractor
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    ...

    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Look out for the slack-jawed, fat, gormless-looking gimp with a miserable expression.
    Unfortunately, in an eight carriage train, that includes about 60% of the male occupants (probably including me ) well except the fat part but esp the miserable part

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

    It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
    Look out for the slack-jawed, fat, gormless-looking gimp with a miserable expression.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

    However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

    It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
    I thought I could make it easy by linking to http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...illionfan.html but the photos aren't there anymore...

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

    Happily sitting on the train, when some enormous bloke in a puffy coat sits next to me. even though there are two vacant seats in front of me. Now I'm all squished.
    Now we know what MF is up to, stalking you ...

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

    However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

    It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
    puddles?

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  • tractor
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    ....

    The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

    However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

    It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Happily sitting on the train, when some enormous bloke in a puffy coat sits next to me. even though there are two vacant seats in front of me. Now I'm all squished.

    Pillock.
    What a terrible life you lead, having to sit next to another human being. Those Ethiopians will be feeling guilty for taking all our charity when we have such problems; I imagine they'll run a massive "Entitled First World Aid" telethon.

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    SY05s face has swollen up and he looks like a mongoloid.
    ...chip off the old block then (c:

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  • suityou01
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    Better this morning. Booked my shower time for 7am, sharp. Slowed slightly by the mass freakout that SY05s face has swollen up and he looks like a mongoloid.

    Got the 7:32 from Parkway. Gets in to EthnicFriars 1 min later than the 7:42 as the latter doesn't stop at Elstree or West Hamstead. Not worth waiting for the faster train.

    Happily sitting on the train, when some enormous bloke in a puffy coat sits next to me. even though there are two vacant seats in front of me. Now I'm all squished.

    Pillock.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What is this 'train' the OP is talking about? Does it have champagne?
    Why couldn't you have been onboard MH370 sipping champagne?

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    proceeded to gas to their mate about the most banal bulltulip.
    I thought you would have found a soul mate there

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  • MarillionFan
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    What is this 'train' the OP is talking about? Does it have champagne?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    All star cast of people getting in my way and generally being uterly cretinous and hideously irritating.

    I was at fever pitch by the time I reached the station (after a 10 minute journey inexplicably became a 45 minute journey). The twat faced gurning bellend that kept feeding his ticket through the barrier, and ignoring the "Seek assistance" warning was an exceptional performance.

    Random person with impossibly large suitcase who for no discernable reason decided to move from standstill, peering out the window position, to cutting across my stride at the very last second and blocking my way with their suitcase as I was in full stride for my train. That deserved an oscar.

    And the utter fcktard who trod on my feet (both of them) as they took their seat on the train, and then proceeded to gas to their mate about the most banal bulltulip. This is a top effort.

    Admin, I think minestrone hacked into suity's account.

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