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Previously on "So who is boss administrator on this forum?"

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    And on that day Suity held a requirements workshop and it all went to ratsh1t.
    FTFY

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    In the beginning, when Admin created the CUK-forum, the domain was formless and desolate.

    Then Admin commanded, “Let there be a website”—and a website appeared. Admin was pleased with what he saw. Then he separated the a website from the forum and he named the one forum “General” and the other “Accounting & other tulip “.

    Then Admin commanded, “Let there be other forums to divide the crap and to keep it in many separate places”—and it was done.

    Evening passed and morning came—that was the third day and there were still bugs.

    Then Admin commanded, “Let adverts appear” they will annoy the hell out of users —and it was done.

    He placed moderators to rule over the day and the night, and to separate good from bad. And Admin was pleased with what he saw. Evening passed and morning came—that was the fourth day.

    Then Admin commanded, “Let the water be filled with many kinds of living beings, and let the air be filled with birds.” So Admin created the great sea monsters, all kinds of creatures that live in the water, and all kinds of birds. And Admin was pleased with what he saw especially as he only paid £5 for three spiffs of skunk. He blessed them all and told the creatures that live in the water to reproduce and to fill the sea, and he told the birds to increase in number. Evening passed and morning came—that was the fifth day.
    And on that day Suity registered and it all went to ratsh1t.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    That'll be MrsAdministrator.

    Don't cross her - she's a real nutter.
    FTFY

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  • Paddy
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    In the beginning, when Admin created the CUK-forum, the domain was formless and desolate.

    Then Admin commanded, “Let there be a website”—and a website appeared. Admin was pleased with what he saw. Then he separated the a website from the forum and he named the one forum “General” and the other “Accounting & other tulip “.

    Then Admin commanded, “Let there be other forums to divide the crap and to keep it in many separate places”—and it was done.

    Evening passed and morning came—that was the third day and there were still bugs.

    Then Admin commanded, “Let adverts appear” they will annoy the hell out of users —and it was done.

    He placed moderators to rule over the day and the night, and to separate good from bad. And Admin was pleased with what he saw. Evening passed and morning came—that was the fourth day.

    Then Admin commanded, “Let the water be filled with many kinds of living beings, and let the air be filled with birds.” So Admin created the great sea monsters, all kinds of creatures that live in the water, and all kinds of birds. And Admin was pleased with what he saw especially as he only paid £5 for three spiffs of skunk. He blessed them all and told the creatures that live in the water to reproduce and to fill the sea, and he told the birds to increase in number. Evening passed and morning came—that was the fifth day.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    That'll be administrator.

    Don't cross him - he's a real nutter.
    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Done!
    WIS

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Aye. They both think I look like a fat version of Brian Cox.
    In his Hannibal Lecter phase ?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Done!
    Excellently done.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Well, update your custom title.
    Done!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Always wondered?

    See the likes of Cojak etc but who is the head honcho to rule them all? :-)
    Cojak is a moderator not an admin

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Aye. They both think I look like a fat version of Brian Cox.
    Well, update your custom title.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    The actor or the professor ?
    The prof, definitely

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Aye. They both think I look like a fat version of Brian Cox.
    The actor or the professor ?
    Last edited by TestMangler; 18 March 2014, 10:10.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Do she and Mrs Admin ever get together to compare notes?
    Aye. They both think I look like a fat version of Brian Cox.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Don't mess with cojak is all I am saying
    Ah, the iron fist in the velvet glove. The cracker of the whip, the enforcer of discipline, the mistress of the forum.....


    Nnnng, Oops....


    Back in five....

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Don't mess with cojak is all I am saying
    Do she and Mrs Admin ever get together to compare notes?

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