Oh yeh!

[Pogle]

Its been very foggy in Canary Wharf this week, but all I've noticed is that the ducks were making a bit of a racket, i suspect they were cross.

[MicrosoftBob]

I'm not surprised, but it must be a very specialist niche

I mean how often are people caught out in fog with someone stuttering ?

[Old Greg]

I d-d-d-d-d-don't k-k-k-k-know.

FTFY

[d000hg]

like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???

it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.

Probably you are engaging in some perfectly normal outside fun under cover of fog, and someone suddenly says "eh-eh-excuse muh-muh-me b-but I c-c-c-can see y-y-y-you".

[hyperD]

like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???

I d-d-d-d-d-don't k-k-k-k-know.

[xoggoth]

Tip to anyone who likes to experiment, avoid food blenders. Although stripping off and climbing into a cement mixer might be ok.

[Old Greg]

like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???

it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.

It doesn't sound like my cup of tea, but maybe it's the kind of thing that you try once and then never look back.

[original PM]

like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???

it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.

[Gittins Gal]

oh

my

giddy

aunt

[Old Greg]

Pity CUK did not make a sticky of my pervert of the week thread. Anyway, it seems that there's a good book out and that:



Perv: the Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, review - Telegraph

Beats my idea of NHS dentists selling X-Rays of people's teeth as porn to xraydentophiles.

It's a bit early in the morning to have a sexual deviant in you.

[xoggoth]

Pity CUK did not make a sticky of my pervert of the week thread. Anyway, it seems that there's a good book out and that:

There really is a specialised sexual pursuit called “psellismophilic nebulophilia”, which involves self-gratification in foggy weather while someone stutters. Try that if your current relationship is flagging

Perv: the Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, review - Telegraph

Beats my idea of NHS dentists selling X-Rays of people's teeth as porn to xraydentophiles.