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Its been very foggy in Canary Wharf this week, but all I've noticed is that the ducks were making a bit of a racket, i suspect they were cross.
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I'm not surprised, but it must be a very specialist niche
I mean how often are people caught out in fog with someone stuttering ?
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Probably you are engaging in some perfectly normal outside fun under cover of fog, and someone suddenly says "eh-eh-excuse muh-muh-me b-but I c-c-c-can see y-y-y-you".Originally posted by original PM View Postlike how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???
it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.
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Tip to anyone who likes to experiment, avoid food blenders. Although stripping off and climbing into a cement mixer might be ok.
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It doesn't sound like my cup of tea, but maybe it's the kind of thing that you try once and then never look back.Originally posted by original PM View Postlike how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???
it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.
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like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???
it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.
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It's a bit early in the morning to have a sexual deviant in you.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostPity CUK did not make a sticky of my pervert of the week thread. Anyway, it seems that there's a good book out and that:
Perv: the Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, review - Telegraph
Beats my idea of NHS dentists selling X-Rays of people's teeth as porn to xraydentophiles.
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Pity CUK did not make a sticky of my pervert of the week thread. Anyway, it seems that there's a good book out and that:
Perv: the Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, review - TelegraphThere really is a specialised sexual pursuit called “psellismophilic nebulophilia”, which involves self-gratification in foggy weather while someone stutters. Try that if your current relationship is flagging
Beats my idea of NHS dentists selling X-Rays of people's teeth as porn to xraydentophiles.Tags: None
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