Diddle a celeb!

[ASB]

Ah true love. Sharing the teeth.

[xoggoth]

If you join a dating site it's a given....

Yeh. Would have just gone to a local disco once but they don't do 'em for people my age. If they did, they would have to keep stopping the dancing to sweep up the false teeth, walking sticks and colostomy bags.

[doodab]

Couldnt remember going for the man seeking complete nutter option....

If you join a dating site it's a given....

[ASB]

Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.

Or a bloke.

Probably a 7 foot russian bloke. Ime a limited number of them are fairly normal. Partner was an online match up. Mind you she is bonkers.

there was one person added me as a favourite. It was a pre op transsexual. Couldnt remember going for the man seeking complete nutter option....

[mudskipper]

Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.

Or a bloke.

Good on you! (Seriously, I mean it!)

[DimPrawn]

A lady just added me as favourite. Chinese, living in China, looking to join 2 sisters in UK.

What happened to Mrs Xog?

[xoggoth]

A lady just added me as favourite. Chinese, living in China, looking to join 2 sisters in UK.

[Zippy]

Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.

Or a bloke.

Yeah, but if you have a nice evening with an attractive, interesting woman that isn't going to be anywhere near as funny.

[xoggoth]

Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.

Or a bloke.

[vetran]

oh the independent are doing in story advertising now?

[doodab]

I almost wish I was single so I could try it.

Tinder: A gentleman's guide to the dating app - Comment - Voices - The Independent

Is quite funny.

I met up with three people. One, who runs her own catering company (and, since her pictures were taken, has evidently been getting high on her own supply), arrived claiming to have been ‘really nervous’ and was consequently so drunk she fell down the stairs into the bar and broke both her stiletto heels.

The second was the most awkward hour of my life. A surly, aggressive PA who had been perfectly genial and amusing over text message, but who it transpired was of the view that a date isn’t supposed to be a friendly drink and a chat, but rather a gruelling job interview for a receptionist’s job in a failing company of which she is the CEO. “What would you have to offer me that nobody else would?” “How secure is your chosen career?” “Where do you want to be in five years time?” I don’t know, but not sat here

I think #2 might be someone I dated once, it sounds eerily familiar.

[darmstadt]

Downloaded, account set-up and turkey baster at the ready....