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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    To be fair a spider or a mouse can measure less than 7 inches and look at the power they hold over some of the fairer sex!
    Your missus has been lying to you if you think a spider is 7 inches...

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Cat trapped them in the bedroom? Not being funny its a 10kg cat. If it attacks you, drop kick it out the door. At the end of the day its a small animal.
    To be fair a spider or a mouse can measure less than 7 inches and look at the power they hold over some of the fairer sex!

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  • psychocandy
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    Cat trapped them in the bedroom? Not being funny its a 10kg cat. If it attacks you, drop kick it out the door. At the end of the day its a small animal.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    That cat is quite cute it reminds me of one of my neighbours' cats which got run over - natural selection at work.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    Cats=Vermin

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    no we played 'Carcasonne, the castle', and a couple of games of backgammon
    My cat only ever had the attention span for Yahtzee (not the triple version).

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Did you play away?
    no we played 'Carcasonne, the castle', and a couple of games of backgammon

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yeah, we went to South Africa last year and saw some even bigger cats
    Did you play away?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    And you've been together ever since! How heart warming.
    yeah, we went to South Africa last year and saw some even bigger cats

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I was in the outback once, me and the missus stopped on a bridge over a dried up river bed to watch the flocks of colourful birds swooping around. I walked to the far and and took a couple of steps down the bank when this big mog came round the corner.
    It had something furry in its gob, probably a large mouse or vole or a small rat. all I could see was the bum and two little pink feet.
    That mog was feral, it stopped and looked at me. It could have out-stared a garden gnome
    'get out of my way, two legs'

    I would swear that I was the first human it had ever seen. It didnt flinch and it wasnt scared
    And you've been together ever since! How heart warming.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I was in the outback once, me and the missus stopped on a bridge over a dried up river bed to watch the flocks of colourful birds swooping around. I walked to the far and and took a couple of steps down the bank when this big mog came round the corner.
    It had something furry in its gob, probably a large mouse or vole or a small rat. all I could see was the bum and two little pink feet.
    That mog was feral, it stopped and looked at me. It could have out-stared a garden gnome
    'get out of my way, two legs'

    I would swear that I was the first human it had ever seen. It didnt flinch and it wasnt scared

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Cats=Vermin

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I kicked he who would be ZeitMog II the other day by accident.

    The daft beggar nearly tripped me up.



    Then again, it might have been A Cunning Feline Plan to knock me out & eat me instead of the munchies.
    You may not be too far from the truth...
    Cat diary

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  • SueEllen
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    You don't kick cats you chuck or fire water at them.

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Nice Kitty.

    Nice Kitty.

    BBC News - Who, What, Why: How dangerous can domestic cats be?



    http://www.latimes.com/nation/sharei...#axzz2vk8cD8mo

    Originally posted by Mad Cat
    Raaaaaaaaar!
    http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/i..._river_default
    Last edited by zeitghost; 13 March 2014, 10:42.
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