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You don't kick cats you chuck or fire water at them."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
You may not be too far from the truth...Originally posted by zeitghostI kicked he who would be ZeitMog II the other day by accident.
The daft beggar nearly tripped me up.

Then again, it might have been A Cunning Feline Plan to knock me out & eat me instead of the munchies.
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I was in the outback once, me and the missus stopped on a bridge over a dried up river bed to watch the flocks of colourful birds swooping around. I walked to the far and and took a couple of steps down the bank when this big mog came round the corner.
It had something furry in its gob, probably a large mouse or vole or a small rat. all I could see was the bum and two little pink feet.
That mog was feral, it stopped and looked at me. It could have out-stared a garden gnome
'get out of my way, two legs'
I would swear that I was the first human it had ever seen. It didnt flinch and it wasnt scared(\__/)
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And you've been together ever since! How heart warming.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI was in the outback once, me and the missus stopped on a bridge over a dried up river bed to watch the flocks of colourful birds swooping around. I walked to the far and and took a couple of steps down the bank when this big mog came round the corner.
It had something furry in its gob, probably a large mouse or vole or a small rat. all I could see was the bum and two little pink feet.
That mog was feral, it stopped and looked at me. It could have out-stared a garden gnome
'get out of my way, two legs'
I would swear that I was the first human it had ever seen. It didnt flinch and it wasnt scaredComment
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yeah, we went to South Africa last year and saw some even bigger catsOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostAnd you've been together ever since! How heart warming.
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Did you play away?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyeah, we went to South Africa last year and saw some even bigger cats
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no we played 'Carcasonne, the castle', and a couple of games of backgammonOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostDid you play away?(\__/)
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My cat only ever had the attention span for Yahtzee (not the triple version).Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno we played 'Carcasonne, the castle', and a couple of games of backgammonComment
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