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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Mr ms got shat on in Taunton. It's supposed to be lucky, isn't it?
    It was for you if you were stood next to him.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Mr ms got shat on in Taunton. It's supposed to be lucky, isn't it?
    Only if he thought he was going to have to pay for it.

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  • mudskipper
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    Mr ms got shat on in Taunton. It's supposed to be lucky, isn't it?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    what can only be described as similar to a mixed blueberry muller corner


    I've never liked those muller things. Now I know why.

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  • Troll
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    The worst time is when the berries are out - had one bird splatter my Shogun (the new one not the 96 model) with what can only be described as similar to a mixed blueberry muller corner
    Anyway left it on there for a couple of weeks due to not using it & couldn't be arsed to take it to the car wash - but when I finally did it had eaten the paint back to the primer
    Seems the water based paint in modern car is to blame - old Shogun wouldn't have been affected & Mitsubishi UK didn't want to know

    There's a moral in there somewhere

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  • scooterscot
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    That bird must have a big arse.

    But that's Newcastle for you.

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  • doodab
    started a topic Scary stuff

    Scary stuff

    I thought I just saw a tile fall off the roof and fly past my office window, but it turns out it was a massive bird tulip. I'm going to need to take my car to the car wash now.

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