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bobspud replied

25 February 2014, 20:07
Why not try pulling the poor sod towards you rather than pushing them away. You get to do far more damage baffling the tulip out of them than getting defensive.

Lots of regular expressions should work wonders. or 3 dimensional arrays and other heaVy threading code. Mostly sticking to a framework will leave them clueless

Judging by the pure tulip I have noted in dtrace over the years you will be safe.
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Mich the Tester replied

25 February 2014, 16:12
Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post

To be honest, I do minding - I finding your presencationing a bit off-putting. Have you not got any of your own doings to be doing?

ftfy

Last edited by Mich the Tester; 25 February 2014, 16:17.
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DirtyDog replied

25 February 2014, 16:02
Originally posted by zoco View Post

Meester Nigel sir, please if you don't mind I would like to stand behind and observe you doing your codings please.

To be honest, I do mind - I find your presence a bit off-putting. Have you not got any of your own work to do?
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zoco replied

25 February 2014, 15:56
Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post

A. It should go in the constructor

B. What's a constructor ?

(that actually happened)

If we go in this room here we can talk about packaging of the food out I can put my hand on your shoulder and we can discuss Internet securities (for some monies) in a hypervirtualised Generic API (GAPI). A propos:

object[] GAPIProcess(object[] Request)

It is my life. It is my passion.
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SunnyInHades replied

25 February 2014, 15:44
A. It should go in the constructor

B. What's a constructor ?

(that actually happened)
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Mich the Tester replied

25 February 2014, 15:37
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

I am still not receiving any updations, please do the needful and revert.

ftfy
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DiscoStu replied

25 February 2014, 15:36
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Please revert with this informations and loop me in !

I am still not receiving any updations, please do the needful and revert.
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darmstadt replied

25 February 2014, 15:34
Stop fücking looking!
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TestMangler replied

25 February 2014, 15:15
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

We need updation; is Zoco doing his doings properly?

Please revert with this informations and loop me in !
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Mich the Tester replied

25 February 2014, 15:12
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Nigel

Disclaimer; I don't particularly like that song.
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OwlHoot replied

25 February 2014, 15:09
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

We need updation; is Zoco doing his doings properly?

Nigel
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Mich the Tester replied

25 February 2014, 15:04
We need updation; is Zoco doing his doings properly?
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d000hg replied

25 February 2014, 15:01
Originally posted by zoco View Post

Meester Nigel sir, please if you don't mind I would like to stand behind and observe you doing your codings please.

Is he still behind you?

Hello my Indian friend how are you?
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vetran replied

25 February 2014, 14:58
Originally posted by zoco View Post

Meester Nigel sir, please if you don't mind I would like to stand behind and observe you doing your codings please.

benchwards! sorry to hear it.
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MicrosoftBob replied

25 February 2014, 14:58
They're about to outsource your gig to India, and you won't even get a lousy El Reg tshirt ?
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