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Previously on "Need some impartial advice"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
    We mixed it up a little bit
    You are KentPhillip and I claim my five pounds.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
    Fortunately she didn't. She spent 3 nights in intensive care then a further week in hospital being treated for pneumonia caused by the respirator.
    If you had bleed the respirator like we told you none of this would have happened.

    Don't forget that when with Penang don't lick her chutney spoon.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    The hooker's name is Penang?
    That's right. She's well known in Neasden.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Bring back Gricer.


    RedSauce is real though

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Bring back Gricer.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
    Fortunately she didn't. She spent 3 nights in intensive care then a further week in hospital being treated for pneumonia caused by the respirator. She is now in another ward fir 30 days trying to fix her head.

    I went on my (apparently made up) trip, was a bit surreal at the start, but having a thai hooker balls deep in me seemed to help me out. Am currently in Penang and having a very good time.

    I am very grateful for the advice received, sometimes the advice from a relatively anonymous forum can be more valuable than that from close friends and family.
    The hooker's name is Penang?

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  • RedSauce
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    So lets just clear one thing up, based on your post. We're you balls deep in the hooker or was the hooker balls deep in you???
    We mixed it up a little bit

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
    Fortunately she didn't. She spent 3 nights in intensive care then a further week in hospital being treated for pneumonia caused by the respirator. She is now in another ward fir 30 days trying to fix her head.

    I went on my (apparently made up) trip, was a bit surreal at the start, but having a thai hooker balls deep in me seemed to help me out. Am currently in Penang and having a very good time.

    I am very grateful for the advice received, sometimes the advice from a relatively anonymous forum can be more valuable than that from close friends and family.
    So lets just clear one thing up, based on your post. We're you balls deep in the hooker or was the hooker balls deep in you???

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  • RedSauce
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Well? Did she croak?
    Fortunately she didn't. She spent 3 nights in intensive care then a further week in hospital being treated for pneumonia caused by the respirator. She is now in another ward fir 30 days trying to fix her head.

    I went on my (apparently made up) trip, was a bit surreal at the start, but having a thai hooker balls deep in me seemed to help me out. Am currently in Penang and having a very good time.

    I am very grateful for the advice received, sometimes the advice from a relatively anonymous forum can be more valuable than that from close friends and family.

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  • lukemg
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    'We need a pic to better advise, if she is a munter leave the hassle, if she is a 5-7 keep it casual, anything 8 or over put up with the drama for as long as she has her looks '
    FAF - words to live by...
    Look, they are all pretty much mad, although they usually keep it hidden better, at least for a while. You have had a glimpse of the nightmare ahead, if you didn't have a trip booked, my advice would be to book one....

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  • Scruff
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    Maybe you're just too demanding?
    Maybe I'm just like my father?

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    Doves cry...
    Maybe you're just too demanding?

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  • Scruff
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    But what does the Fox say?
    He jumped when I asked the question, but I did ask...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    Frogs croak,
    Doves cry...
    But what does the Fox say?

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  • Scruff
    replied
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Well? Did she croak?
    Frogs croak,
    Doves cry...

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