Reply to: Moved:Valentines poems

[suityou01]

The cars broken down
old excuse for a liar
so I wizzed on the plugs
and me bell end caught fire

Near Haiku

[EternalOptimist]

Valentines postponed to tonight owing to car trouble.

I went with :

Roses are red,
Poems are silly,
Stop brushing your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.

I nearly went with some thing rude.

The cars broken down
old excuse for a liar
so I wizzed on the plugs
and me bell end caught fire

[suityou01]

Valentines postponed to tonight owing to car trouble.

I went with :

Roses are red,
Poems are silly,
Stop brushing your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.

I nearly went with some thing rude.

[hyperD]

Roses from England
Violets from China
I'm singing this song
So I can touch your vagina

[vetran]

Kevin Stylie

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm all Horny
How about you?

Kickstarter stylie

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
crotch is red
Panties for you

Apologies to the Bard.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and hopefully desperate.
A Bottle of Lambrini and a large Ruby Murray,
And maybe you'll make sure my night ends great?.

Whitney stylie

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Its that song
I will always.................. Love Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[hyperD]

Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.

Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.

[darmstadt]

Roses are red
Lace is erotic
I'm wearing all your underwear
And I'm borderline psychotic.

[pjclarke]

Juice from an old grape,
Barry White on the speaker
You get the Duck Tape
I'll rinse the penis beaker.

[EternalOptimist]

If someone comes along and says
nothing rhymes with custard
go and get a baseball bat
and hit him till its busted

[TestMangler]

You're right. Isn't custard one of those words like orange and porridge that you can't rhyme with?

I'm hoping you're deliberately missing the point..............

[Ticktock]

You're right. Isn't custard one of those words like orange and porridge that you can't rhyme with?

Yep. It really cuts the mustard when it comes to not rhyming.

Hang on a minute... I'm getting flustered.

[Pondlife]

You're right. Isn't custard one of those words like orange and porridge that you can't rhyme with?

For breakfast, heart shaped eggs
For lunch it's ham and mustard
But I've a special treat for tea tonight
a load of romance custard.

[darmstadt]

I think, for scanning and rhyming purposes, your last line should have rhymed with 'americanism'.

Just need to find a word for 'romance custard' that rhymes with 'americanism'.....

You're right. Isn't custard one of those words like orange and porridge that you can't rhyme with?

[EternalOptimist]

I think, for scanning and rhyming purposes, your last line should have rhymed with 'americanism'.

Just need to find a word for 'romance custard' that rhymes with 'americanism'.....

[TestMangler]

It's a bit 'last year' but....

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Never sneak up,
On Oscar Pistorius.