Reply to: Having a giraffe

[doodab]

This precedent is going to frighten the beejezus out of the inhabitants of most of Zummerzet if the article ever appears in their copies of The Sun!!

I don't think they've had the sun in somerset for a while

[vetran]

And east angular!

I don't think it will scare those in Morfolk because the Zoo don't want their animals affected by inbreeding.

[KentPhilip]

Zummerzet

And east angular!

[shaunbhoy]

OK so there is a story of a perfectly healthy giraffe in a zoo in Copenhagen that is due to be killed by his zookeepers due to the "risk" of his causing "inbreeding" due to a "surplus"

This precedent is going to frighten the beejezus out of the inhabitants of most of Zummerzet if the article ever appears in their copies of The Sun!!

[barrydidit]

"Visitors, including children, were invited to watch while the giraffe was dissected and fed to the lions"

These danish lions sound a lazy lot if they can't even be arsed to peel their own giraffe for tea.

[petergriffin]

Funny creatures these human beings. They sign petitions and cry over a giraffe killed in a zoo but they don't give a sugar about the thousands of humans killed every day in Syria, Congo, Sudan, etc, etc, as long as the refugees don't come into their own garden!

[mudskipper]

Still makes me laugh at the moniker associated with the eccentric and self-confessed “polygamist” Marquesses of Bath: The Loins of Longleat.

There used to be a lunchtime programme about Longleat in which he often featured - seems quite a character. Think BIL (a cabinet maker) did some work for him.

[hyperD]

I'm having lion steaks: BBC News - Six Longleat Safari Park lions destroyed due to violence

Still makes me laugh at the moniker associated with the eccentric and self-confessed “polygamist” Marquesses of Bath: The Loins of Longleat.

[AtW]

I like giraffes.

Medium rare?

[AtW]

"Visitors, including children, were invited to watch while the giraffe was dissected and fed to the lions"



Crazy decision - completely inhumane.

[darmstadt]

I'm having lion steaks: BBC News - Six Longleat Safari Park lions destroyed due to violence

[NickFitz]

It is an ex-giraffe

BBC News - 'Surplus' giraffe put down at Copenhagen Zoo

[mudskipper]

I like giraffes.

[KentPhilip]

Giraffe fritters anyone?

Ahh, never mind. I'm sure the lions will find it quite tasty.

Bonus! Just got an email to say my Giraffe steaks are now being shipped to me from Denmark

Cruel Bastards

But on the other hand there is a nice smell of roast lamb wafting up from downstairs this sunday lunchtime

lol

[SimonMac]

Bonus! Just got an email to say my Giraffe steaks are now being shipped to me from Denmark