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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    This precedent is going to frighten the beejezus out of the inhabitants of most of Zummerzet if the article ever appears in their copies of The Sun!!

    I don't think they've had the sun in somerset for a while

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    And east angular!
    I don't think it will scare those in Morfolk because the Zoo don't want their animals affected by inbreeding.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Zummerzet
    And east angular!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    OK so there is a story of a perfectly healthy giraffe in a zoo in Copenhagen that is due to be killed by his zookeepers due to the "risk" of his causing "inbreeding" due to a "surplus"
    This precedent is going to frighten the beejezus out of the inhabitants of most of Zummerzet if the article ever appears in their copies of The Sun!!

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    "Visitors, including children, were invited to watch while the giraffe was dissected and fed to the lions"
    These danish lions sound a lazy lot if they can't even be arsed to peel their own giraffe for tea.

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  • petergriffin
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    Funny creatures these human beings. They sign petitions and cry over a giraffe killed in a zoo but they don't give a sugar about the thousands of humans killed every day in Syria, Congo, Sudan, etc, etc, as long as the refugees don't come into their own garden!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Still makes me laugh at the moniker associated with the eccentric and self-confessed “polygamist” Marquesses of Bath: The Loins of Longleat.
    There used to be a lunchtime programme about Longleat in which he often featured - seems quite a character. Think BIL (a cabinet maker) did some work for him.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Still makes me laugh at the moniker associated with the eccentric and self-confessed “polygamist” Marquesses of Bath: The Loins of Longleat.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I like giraffes.
    Medium rare?

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  • AtW
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    "Visitors, including children, were invited to watch while the giraffe was dissected and fed to the lions"



    Crazy decision - completely inhumane.

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  • darmstadt
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    I'm having lion steaks: BBC News - Six Longleat Safari Park lions destroyed due to violence

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  • NickFitz
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    It is an ex-giraffe

    BBC News - 'Surplus' giraffe put down at Copenhagen Zoo

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  • mudskipper
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    I like giraffes.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    Giraffe fritters anyone?
    Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
    Ahh, never mind. I'm sure the lions will find it quite tasty.
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Bonus! Just got an email to say my Giraffe steaks are now being shipped to me from Denmark
    Cruel Bastards

    But on the other hand there is a nice smell of roast lamb wafting up from downstairs this sunday lunchtime

    lol

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  • SimonMac
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    Bonus! Just got an email to say my Giraffe steaks are now being shipped to me from Denmark

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