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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostOK so there is a story of a perfectly healthy giraffe in a zoo in Copenhagen that is due to be killed by his zookeepers due to the "risk" of his causing "inbreeding" due to a "surplus"
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Originally posted by AtW View Post"Visitors, including children, were invited to watch while the giraffe was dissected and fed to the lions"
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Funny creatures these human beings. They sign petitions and cry over a giraffe killed in a zoo but they don't give a sugar about the thousands of humans killed every day in Syria, Congo, Sudan, etc, etc, as long as the refugees don't come into their own garden!
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostStill makes me laugh at the moniker associated with the eccentric and self-confessed “polygamist” Marquesses of Bath: The Loins of Longleat.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI'm having lion steaks: BBC News - Six Longleat Safari Park lions destroyed due to violence
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"Visitors, including children, were invited to watch while the giraffe was dissected and fed to the lions"
Crazy decision - completely inhumane.
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I'm having lion steaks: BBC News - Six Longleat Safari Park lions destroyed due to violence
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostGiraffe fritters anyone?Originally posted by Wanderer View PostAhh, never mind. I'm sure the lions will find it quite tasty.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostBonus! Just got an email to say my Giraffe steaks are now being shipped to me from Denmark
But on the other hand there is a nice smell of roast lamb wafting up from downstairs this sunday lunchtime
lol
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Bonus! Just got an email to say my Giraffe steaks are now being shipped to me from Denmark
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